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xaphan_sux

The Peripheral Nipple Conundrum

Nov 16, 2004 16:36

Why do blokes have nipples ( Read more... )

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charismaticjinx November 15 2004, 23:41:17 UTC

The more you shouldn't live in Singapore. Some shop owners (male, mind you) actually tend their shops without a shirt on. Just like the one in front of my apartment. I mean WTF is it with these ppl? It's so fracken rude!

xaphan_sux November 16 2004, 00:13:54 UTC

You can use the proper words on my LJ... it's rated R ;)

... for 'retarded'

:P

charismaticjinx November 16 2004, 01:12:29 UTC

I like fracken, fukken, fugging, frickin'...etc XD

chandraleila November 16 2004, 01:26:33 UTC

Nipples on men are for sexual pleasure. Most men enjoy the feel of them being touched just like most women do it helps keep arousal.

As far as ugly man nipples...I'm reminded of Tim Curry in Scary Move II.

And as far as you're concerned...OMFG! You poor thing!

xaphan_sux November 16 2004, 05:38:57 UTC

Well, I enjoy having mine touched, but surely there's more to it than just a bunch of nerve endings? :P

Some higher purpose for which we were bred into existence? Perhaps one day, the first contact with extraterrestrial life will be achieved through radio waves transmitted through the nipples of 23 naked, writhing man-slaves stapled to a satellite dish?

casper_au November 16 2004, 03:39:11 UTC

Just head back around his place with a pair of pliers. Give him the nipple cripple of a lifetime, that'll learn 'em :D

sadcatty November 16 2004, 06:20:08 UTC

*LMAO* you must feel as bad as I did when I accidently saw my dad naked *shudders* the image still burns my brain =))

xaphan_sux November 16 2004, 08:08:10 UTC

Oh gawd... I'm trying not to imagine that, and failing miserably.

I think I need some nakedness of another kind to take my mind off it... :P

sadcatty November 16 2004, 08:10:12 UTC

I tried,but my brother just wont do it =(((

xaphan_sux November 16 2004, 13:04:48 UTC

Damn him! I'll withhold his bag of frozen piss for this!

Yikes abeautifultruth November 16 2004, 06:20:24 UTC

EW. :( I'm so sorry.

But I must argue a bit. Some guys have very nice nipples which in turn are very nice to look at. ;)

Re: Yikes xaphan_sux November 16 2004, 08:06:54 UTC

Yeah well.. you didn't see this guy's. So totally off putting.

Re: Yikes abeautifultruth November 16 2004, 15:30:51 UTC

lol .. I can imagine :-/

Suck ...