I'm On a Bus!

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Originally written for Mr. donwaughesq in honour of his various escapades on St Pete's public transit system.

Based on "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island (feat. T-Pain). Unfamiliar? Look it up on YouTube.



Aww shit, get your passes ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place find a fucking seat (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

...I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding on a bus (riding on a bus)
I'm on a bus (I'm on a bus)
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking bus (bus, yeah)

I'm on a bus motherfucker take a look at me
Straight rolling on a bus on route 33
Passing five stops, I see you scream and cuss
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a bus

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a bus, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Four Loco champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my back pack
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping fingers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a wino, doing flips and shit
The wino's pissing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Goodwill, this is real as it gets
I'm on a bus, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a bus and
It's going slow and
I got a MTA-themed
Double-sided map, man
I'm the king of the world
On a bus like Ke-an-o
If you're at the stop,
Then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this bus is REAL!

Fuck cars, I'm on a bus, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck bikes, I ride bitches, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the roof with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This bus engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the handrail now (handrail now)
Gonna fly this bus to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Ralphie Kramden, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a bus
It's a big grey gravelly road (yeah)
Mercury
Look at me, oh (feet behind the line)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big bus coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a metermaid

I'm on a bus
I'm on a bus
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm riding on a bus (woah)
I'm on a bus
I'm on a bus
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' bus (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)