Here I come to steal your vertical space.
(1) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
(2) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
(3) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(5) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) your own bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(7) a game room
(8) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(9) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(10) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
(11) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(12) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(13) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (wait, so they want me to appologise for living in California?)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(14) wealthy family members (who HATE ME and don't consider me part of their family...wow, i'm so spoiled.)
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(15) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(16) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(17) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(18) a stock portfolio (this one's my dad's fault. and it's miniscule.)
(19) a passport (again, OMGWTF, how is this a privilege??)
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(20) traveled out of the country
(21) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(22) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(23) been to New York
(24) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(25) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(26) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(27) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(28) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(29) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (whhhhhhhat? i can't think of a single person i've met who *didn't* take swiming lessons)
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
creepy. I had 29.. but they were different ones! sibling rivalry ho.
also... sup crazies. I'm still here, still queer, and still don't want any beer.
someone give me a job.
someone make it Saturday already. the pure giddyness of silent hill on a big screen is like... well... I will tell you in a week.
copius donuts and twin peaks in the early AM
you could have a steam train
if you'd just lay down your tracks
there's a lot more. this is only the beginning. commence giggling reintroductions.
( ) a television in your bedroom
(2) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
(3) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(4) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(5) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) your own bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(7) a game room
(8) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(9) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(10) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
(11) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(12) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(13) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (wait, so they want me to appologise for living in California?)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(14) wealthy family members (who HATE ME and don't consider me part of their family...wow, i'm so spoiled.)
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(15) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(16) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(17) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(18) a stock portfolio (this one's my dad's fault. and it's miniscule.)
(19) a passport (again, OMGWTF, how is this a privilege??)
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(20) traveled out of the country
(21) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(22) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(23) been to New York
(24) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(25) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(26) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(27) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(28) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(29) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (whhhhhhhat? i can't think of a single person i've met who *didn't* take swiming lessons)
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
creepy. I had 29.. but they were different ones! sibling rivalry ho.
also... sup crazies. I'm still here, still queer, and still don't want any beer.
someone give me a job.
someone make it Saturday already. the pure giddyness of silent hill on a big screen is like... well... I will tell you in a week.
copius donuts and twin peaks in the early AM
you could have a steam train
if you'd just lay down your tracks
there's a lot more. this is only the beginning. commence giggling reintroductions.