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Bush has pissed off the most festive section of the Ridiculous Right with a friendly game of Who would win, Spiderman or Batman?. Yes, he decided what Cuban exiles should do should Castro die and have his government overthrown by the existing Cuban population. They should wait until the new Cuban democracy settles in before taking any action, of course. The exiles are not happy with Bush's imaginary potential future Cuban government's plans and have decided not to wait until this non-existent government settles in, declaring that they will seek to resolve their property rights claims with the as-yet-only-existing-on-bar-napkins government the instant it magically takes control of the current chock-full-of-Castro government. Democrats considered taking the entirely speculative position of supporting the exiles' dreamlike stance, but were afraid of having to actually back that position sometime in the vast and indeterminate future. Meanwhile, Ralph Nader has declared that he is working on a plan of action should Galactus attack.