Let's not do it
Ok, I'll give you birds, no need to argue it. They have a 91% monogamy rate, and while I won't claim that this is a sign of them doing it, or even having the ability to do it, or that it exists in the first place, I will admit that this at least casts a fairly convincing image of them doing it and if I was to argue against this image it would be far too time consuming. So I'll let you have birds, just know that I am still mocking you for it in my mind.
Bees, most certainly, do not do it. Insects simply do not do it. Many bees do not even have sex at all and the queen, well, let's just say that the queen is a slut. Hell, at birth the queen goes around killing her sisters before setting up for a life of screwing. What does she think about her many lovers? Well, they're her own children. Her own children! No, my friend, bees do not do it. The sick bastards.
Fleas, no matter their level of education, do not do it. They're insects. Insects never do it. Not even the ones who die due to having sex or die soon after. Insects just lack emotion. They are sociopaths. Stop pretending that they can do it.
Yes, the Spaniards do it, and it isn't limited to the rich. I mean, this is assuming anyone ever really does it. Doing it may be a construct of the human imagination. Do we have anything other than anecdotal evidence that it can be done? But, if it can be done, the Spaniards can do it. As can the Lithuanians. But the Letts? Who are you talking about here? Letts is a common British surname, sure, but I don't think that it is proper to go throwing them in amongst the birds bees and fleas. Yes, ok, the Dutch, the Finns and the Siamese do it too. Ok, and Argentinians and people in Boston, too. Christ. Now, if you'll stop naming nationalities and get back to the premise of your argument.
Sponges?! Are you out of your freaking mind? First, there are no romantic sponges other than, say, the ones found in the bathtubs of people (or, say, the ones designed for insertion into people). Those sponges are not alive! Many of those sponges never were alive! Sponges, alive or dead, do not do it. They lack nerves, internal organs and muscles. They don't even make contact with each other to reproduce sexually, and you think they do it? You're clearly out of your mind.
Oysters do not do it. You're being silly. They don't make contact while reproducing. They don't even get to know each other or their children. They are loners who do not do it. No, not clams, either, or jellyfish or electric eels or soles or goldfish. You're just being childish.
Bees, most certainly, do not do it. Insects simply do not do it. Many bees do not even have sex at all and the queen, well, let's just say that the queen is a slut. Hell, at birth the queen goes around killing her sisters before setting up for a life of screwing. What does she think about her many lovers? Well, they're her own children. Her own children! No, my friend, bees do not do it. The sick bastards.
Fleas, no matter their level of education, do not do it. They're insects. Insects never do it. Not even the ones who die due to having sex or die soon after. Insects just lack emotion. They are sociopaths. Stop pretending that they can do it.
Yes, the Spaniards do it, and it isn't limited to the rich. I mean, this is assuming anyone ever really does it. Doing it may be a construct of the human imagination. Do we have anything other than anecdotal evidence that it can be done? But, if it can be done, the Spaniards can do it. As can the Lithuanians. But the Letts? Who are you talking about here? Letts is a common British surname, sure, but I don't think that it is proper to go throwing them in amongst the birds bees and fleas. Yes, ok, the Dutch, the Finns and the Siamese do it too. Ok, and Argentinians and people in Boston, too. Christ. Now, if you'll stop naming nationalities and get back to the premise of your argument.
Sponges?! Are you out of your freaking mind? First, there are no romantic sponges other than, say, the ones found in the bathtubs of people (or, say, the ones designed for insertion into people). Those sponges are not alive! Many of those sponges never were alive! Sponges, alive or dead, do not do it. They lack nerves, internal organs and muscles. They don't even make contact with each other to reproduce sexually, and you think they do it? You're clearly out of your mind.
Oysters do not do it. You're being silly. They don't make contact while reproducing. They don't even get to know each other or their children. They are loners who do not do it. No, not clams, either, or jellyfish or electric eels or soles or goldfish. You're just being childish.