House Emdee
So, I watched the first few episodes of this show back in the day, but was like, "Meh," because it failed to hold my attention, unlike my fat hard cock. So, last night I taped an episode and am watching it now. The difference is, this time I'm blown away by the fact that Dr. House is Hugh Laurie. Last time I was watching the show I didn't make the connection between Dr. House being played by Hugh Laurie while looking exactly like Hugh Laurie and Hugh Laurie himself. I'd like to say it was the medication I was on* or the accent Hugh uses or the fact that I am totally retarded but, really, I have no excuse for not realizing that Hugh Laurie was, in fact, Hugh Laurie. Maybe I should talk to a fake doctor about this.
So, tonight's show.... fucking incredibly horrible does not begin to describe how bad the writing is. Nearly as bad as Gilmore Girls? Yeah, that's much closer to the mark. It's bad. Not one person has a single human line. It's all, "Platitude," "Platitude," "Platitude?" "Platitude!" "Joint platitude." Honestly, the dialogue is on par with your average AOL ad. Spyware is bad. How can I stop spyware? AOL. I will get AOL. AOL is super nice. Will it make me l33t? D00d, yeah. Nifty! Also, I love that this hospital puts 7 doctors on every case. Will I tape another episode? Not likely. Not unless I hear that the writers have been shot. Out of cannons. Into the writers of Gilmore Girls.
* none.
So, tonight's show.... fucking incredibly horrible does not begin to describe how bad the writing is. Nearly as bad as Gilmore Girls? Yeah, that's much closer to the mark. It's bad. Not one person has a single human line. It's all, "Platitude," "Platitude," "Platitude?" "Platitude!" "Joint platitude." Honestly, the dialogue is on par with your average AOL ad. Spyware is bad. How can I stop spyware? AOL. I will get AOL. AOL is super nice. Will it make me l33t? D00d, yeah. Nifty! Also, I love that this hospital puts 7 doctors on every case. Will I tape another episode? Not likely. Not unless I hear that the writers have been shot. Out of cannons. Into the writers of Gilmore Girls.
* none.