Why am I not majoring in classics?

[xanthophiliac]

Only in a classics course would one spend a considerable amount of class time looking at a slides of a famous historical battle depicted on a vase as a naked man holding his genitals in one hand and about to sodomize someone who's already bent over and yet still oddly fully clothed.

I love ancient Greece. Even when their taste in kitchenware is all kinds of fucked up, to be quite honest.