Beerpisode
-continues from Upgrade-
Changmin likes beer but Yunho prefers juice.
This was just one of their many differences. But for this, ah, Changmin found this out the funny way-
They had met up for a date at a pub - a cosy European one with a good selection of draft beers. Chelsea was playing that night and while Yunho had not yet been fully converted - I think I need just a little bit more convincing, Chwang (usually said in a tone dripping with innuendo that hinted at physical methods of convincing) - he was all too happy to come. Changmin thinks he may or may not be the main draw but refuses to let the flutter in his stomach at the thought last for too long.
Yunho had reached there before him and was waiting with his favourite pale ale and his choice of -
"Juice?!" blurts out Changmin, eyes wide. Yunho grins, eyes crinkling up and Changmin feels that annoying flutter return.
"Imma healthy man, as you already know very well." Yunho wiggles his eyebrows.
"But juice in a pub?! Yunho!" Changmin is still in disbelief- he bets the entire wait staff, the kitchen crew and probably, the building management has already heard about the fact his boyfriend, a fully grown man, had ordered juice at a pub and are laughing silently at them behind the counter.
Yunho thinks for a moment, sucking on his straw and Changmin is momentarily dazed because sucking.. He seems to notice Changmin's discomfort and sighs.
"Okay, okay. Order me a beer then."
"Really?" Changmin is off his chair in a flash, making his way to the bar.
"Yes. Just not one that is too .. beerish." Yunho calls after him, hand gesturing in the air as if that would clarify things better.
"What?" Changmin doesn't quite get his boyfriend but nevertheless, he is here to restore their -his- honour and glory so with a flourish, he returns with a pint of Heineken because it could only be* heh heh.
What ensures after is just a mixture of humiliation (on his poor darling boyfriend's part) and outright amusement (on his).
Yunho first turns really red. Like he was holding his breath and refusing to let go. Or put on a pot of blusher - on each cheek. And then his body turns reddish. His biceps which are nicely tucked into a short sleeved v-neck black shirt which Changmin fully intends to take off later - are flushed. He suggests going to the bathroom to remove Yunho's jeans and check if his -legs- turned red too but Yunho was too busy blustering in indignation to hear him.
And then a red Yunho starts hiccupping. At first it was a burp. Which is normal. Because beer has gas. But then, the air goes down the wrong way and Yunho develops the hiccups. Which sets Changmin off on another peal of laughter.
"Hic.. Changmin! Sto-hic- laughing!" snaps Yunho who is trying to hold his breath.
"Sorry baby." wheezes Changmin. "How about you drink something?"
And then the silly doofus takes his pint of beer and promptly takes a big gulp from it.
And he realises it's beer and tries to spit it out but he hiccups instead and it comes out his nose and mouth and all over the table and Yunho is tearing because it went up his nose and Changmin - Changmin just cries in laughter. He laughs so hard he cannot breathe and he hits the table and Yunho is glaring daggers at him.
The waiter approaches carefully, aware there was a very red and wet person who looked like he was going to explode and another who was on the verge of a mental breakdown.
He offers napkins to Yunho and Changmin and asks if water is needed.
"No, hic. I'm leav, hic-ing." Says Yunho flatly. He stands up to get his wallet and pay.
Changmin realises his boyfriend is pissed but he is still in the midst of trying to laugh his heart out and his abs hurt so much -
"No.. hahahahahhaa, Yun.. haha. Help... hahahaa .. can't breathe... hahahaha"
Yunho huffs and starts to walk away from the heap of boy on the ground when suddenly in that little window of silence between hiccups and laughter -
BAARP.
So. Beer has gas. And gas in the body needs to come out somehow. If not upwards, then down. And all that laughing...
Changmin had farted. Rather loudly as well. The waiter took larger steps back to the safety of the bar counter. Yunho was frozen, even his hiccups had been scared away.
Changmin's ears turn red. The edges are bright. Then his eyes are wide like a deer's. Caught in headlights.
Yunho loses it. He starts laughing. Changmin's so embarrassed but what revenge! He shakes his head and pulls Changmin to his feet and bustles them out of the pub.
At a side alley, he pushes Changmin in against the wall and bends down, hands on his knees, howling in laughter. Changmin growls and smacks him.
"Yah, stop laughing."
"REVENGEEEEE!"
"Ugh, it's not funny."
"You started it! If you didn't make me drink beer!"
"How would I have known when you said you prefer juice that it was because you can't drink beer?!"
"I can! Just not one that's so beerish!"
"What the hell does that.." and Changmin ends up not completing his sentence because Yunho dives in for a kiss.
"Shush, can we make up now?"
"Do you mean make out?"
"I mean make up for you making me drink beer and me laughing at you by making out."
Changmin thinks about this for a second before Yunho sticks his tongue into his mouth, hand reaching down to squeeze his ass.
"Baby?" Yunho murmurs
"Hmm?"
"Next time, let me drink juice."
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* It could only be Heineken (slogan)
Changmin likes beer but Yunho prefers juice.
This was just one of their many differences. But for this, ah, Changmin found this out the funny way-
They had met up for a date at a pub - a cosy European one with a good selection of draft beers. Chelsea was playing that night and while Yunho had not yet been fully converted - I think I need just a little bit more convincing, Chwang (usually said in a tone dripping with innuendo that hinted at physical methods of convincing) - he was all too happy to come. Changmin thinks he may or may not be the main draw but refuses to let the flutter in his stomach at the thought last for too long.
Yunho had reached there before him and was waiting with his favourite pale ale and his choice of -
"Juice?!" blurts out Changmin, eyes wide. Yunho grins, eyes crinkling up and Changmin feels that annoying flutter return.
"Imma healthy man, as you already know very well." Yunho wiggles his eyebrows.
"But juice in a pub?! Yunho!" Changmin is still in disbelief- he bets the entire wait staff, the kitchen crew and probably, the building management has already heard about the fact his boyfriend, a fully grown man, had ordered juice at a pub and are laughing silently at them behind the counter.
Yunho thinks for a moment, sucking on his straw and Changmin is momentarily dazed because sucking.. He seems to notice Changmin's discomfort and sighs.
"Okay, okay. Order me a beer then."
"Really?" Changmin is off his chair in a flash, making his way to the bar.
"Yes. Just not one that is too .. beerish." Yunho calls after him, hand gesturing in the air as if that would clarify things better.
"What?" Changmin doesn't quite get his boyfriend but nevertheless, he is here to restore their -his- honour and glory so with a flourish, he returns with a pint of Heineken because it could only be* heh heh.
What ensures after is just a mixture of humiliation (on his poor darling boyfriend's part) and outright amusement (on his).
Yunho first turns really red. Like he was holding his breath and refusing to let go. Or put on a pot of blusher - on each cheek. And then his body turns reddish. His biceps which are nicely tucked into a short sleeved v-neck black shirt which Changmin fully intends to take off later - are flushed. He suggests going to the bathroom to remove Yunho's jeans and check if his -legs- turned red too but Yunho was too busy blustering in indignation to hear him.
And then a red Yunho starts hiccupping. At first it was a burp. Which is normal. Because beer has gas. But then, the air goes down the wrong way and Yunho develops the hiccups. Which sets Changmin off on another peal of laughter.
"Hic.. Changmin! Sto-hic- laughing!" snaps Yunho who is trying to hold his breath.
"Sorry baby." wheezes Changmin. "How about you drink something?"
And then the silly doofus takes his pint of beer and promptly takes a big gulp from it.
And he realises it's beer and tries to spit it out but he hiccups instead and it comes out his nose and mouth and all over the table and Yunho is tearing because it went up his nose and Changmin - Changmin just cries in laughter. He laughs so hard he cannot breathe and he hits the table and Yunho is glaring daggers at him.
The waiter approaches carefully, aware there was a very red and wet person who looked like he was going to explode and another who was on the verge of a mental breakdown.
He offers napkins to Yunho and Changmin and asks if water is needed.
"No, hic. I'm leav, hic-ing." Says Yunho flatly. He stands up to get his wallet and pay.
Changmin realises his boyfriend is pissed but he is still in the midst of trying to laugh his heart out and his abs hurt so much -
"No.. hahahahahhaa, Yun.. haha. Help... hahahaa .. can't breathe... hahahaha"
Yunho huffs and starts to walk away from the heap of boy on the ground when suddenly in that little window of silence between hiccups and laughter -
BAARP.
So. Beer has gas. And gas in the body needs to come out somehow. If not upwards, then down. And all that laughing...
Changmin had farted. Rather loudly as well. The waiter took larger steps back to the safety of the bar counter. Yunho was frozen, even his hiccups had been scared away.
Changmin's ears turn red. The edges are bright. Then his eyes are wide like a deer's. Caught in headlights.
Yunho loses it. He starts laughing. Changmin's so embarrassed but what revenge! He shakes his head and pulls Changmin to his feet and bustles them out of the pub.
At a side alley, he pushes Changmin in against the wall and bends down, hands on his knees, howling in laughter. Changmin growls and smacks him.
"Yah, stop laughing."
"REVENGEEEEE!"
"Ugh, it's not funny."
"You started it! If you didn't make me drink beer!"
"How would I have known when you said you prefer juice that it was because you can't drink beer?!"
"I can! Just not one that's so beerish!"
"What the hell does that.." and Changmin ends up not completing his sentence because Yunho dives in for a kiss.
"Shush, can we make up now?"
"Do you mean make out?"
"I mean make up for you making me drink beer and me laughing at you by making out."
Changmin thinks about this for a second before Yunho sticks his tongue into his mouth, hand reaching down to squeeze his ass.
"Baby?" Yunho murmurs
"Hmm?"
"Next time, let me drink juice."
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* It could only be Heineken (slogan)