I so happy...
Never though I'd be so happy to see a damned traceroute complete, but I woke up this morning and within 5 minutes solved a major problem and got:
traceroute to 38.114.143.11 (38.114.143.11), 30 hops max, 38 byte packets
1 eecs-isa (199.237.75.254) 0.295 ms 0.235 ms 0.216 ms
2 subnet-40-gw.net.wsu.edu (134.121.71.254) 0.462 ms 0.540 ms 0.421 ms
3 br0-gig.net.wsu.edu (192.220.206.3) 0.629 ms 0.541 ms 0.421 ms
4 wsu-fe.bacc.wa-k20.net.wsu.edu (192.220.206.125) 1.590 ms 3.739 ms 4.762 ms
5 spodiscar2-so-1-1-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.95.113) 4.753 ms 3.713 ms 14.306 ms
6 spodiscore2-ge-0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.66) 4.476 ms 3.964 ms 4.594 ms
7 yakdiscore2-so-0-0-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.9) 8.846 ms 8.346 ms 8.440 ms
8 yakdiscore1-ge-0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.33) 8.639 ms yakdiscore1-ge-0-2-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.49) 8.336 ms yakdiscore1-ge-0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.33) 8.579 ms
9 seawescore1-so-1-2-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.1) 50.833 ms 49.927 ms 46.145 ms
10 seawesbr1-GE0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.93.1) 15.171 ms 14.899 ms 15.254 ms
11 fcar3-wes-ge-0-1-0-0.pnw-gigapop.net (209.124.179.113) 14.719 ms 14.886 ms 14.035 ms
12 prs1-wes-ge-0-0-0-0.pnw-gigapop.net (209.124.176.5) 14.934 ms 22.683 ms 15.247 ms
13 cogent-pni.pnw-gigapop.net (209.124.179.6) 14.468 ms 18.792 ms 15.976 ms
14 p14-0.core01.sfo01.atlas.cogentco.com (66.28.4.54) 73.064 ms 32.665 ms 32.288 ms
15 v108.na21.b003123-1.sfo01.atlas.cogentco.com (38.112.37.122) 37.730 ms 34.323 ms 34.464 ms
16 Stanford_University2.demarc.cogentco.com (66.250.7.138) 34.628 ms 34.189 ms 41.205 ms
17 guest-rtr.Stanford.EDU (171.66.0.249) 41.877 ms 46.251 ms 43.252 ms
18 * * *
19 38.114.143.11 (38.114.143.11) 85.021 ms 84.506 ms 83.803 ms
traceroute to 38.114.143.11 (38.114.143.11), 30 hops max, 38 byte packets
1 eecs-isa (199.237.75.254) 0.295 ms 0.235 ms 0.216 ms
2 subnet-40-gw.net.wsu.edu (134.121.71.254) 0.462 ms 0.540 ms 0.421 ms
3 br0-gig.net.wsu.edu (192.220.206.3) 0.629 ms 0.541 ms 0.421 ms
4 wsu-fe.bacc.wa-k20.net.wsu.edu (192.220.206.125) 1.590 ms 3.739 ms 4.762 ms
5 spodiscar2-so-1-1-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.95.113) 4.753 ms 3.713 ms 14.306 ms
6 spodiscore2-ge-0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.66) 4.476 ms 3.964 ms 4.594 ms
7 yakdiscore2-so-0-0-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.9) 8.846 ms 8.346 ms 8.440 ms
8 yakdiscore1-ge-0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.33) 8.639 ms yakdiscore1-ge-0-2-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.49) 8.336 ms yakdiscore1-ge-0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.33) 8.579 ms
9 seawescore1-so-1-2-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.92.1) 50.833 ms 49.927 ms 46.145 ms
10 seawesbr1-GE0-1-0-0.wa-k20.net (216.186.93.1) 15.171 ms 14.899 ms 15.254 ms
11 fcar3-wes-ge-0-1-0-0.pnw-gigapop.net (209.124.179.113) 14.719 ms 14.886 ms 14.035 ms
12 prs1-wes-ge-0-0-0-0.pnw-gigapop.net (209.124.176.5) 14.934 ms 22.683 ms 15.247 ms
13 cogent-pni.pnw-gigapop.net (209.124.179.6) 14.468 ms 18.792 ms 15.976 ms
14 p14-0.core01.sfo01.atlas.cogentco.com (66.28.4.54) 73.064 ms 32.665 ms 32.288 ms
15 v108.na21.b003123-1.sfo01.atlas.cogentco.com (38.112.37.122) 37.730 ms 34.323 ms 34.464 ms
16 Stanford_University2.demarc.cogentco.com (66.250.7.138) 34.628 ms 34.189 ms 41.205 ms
17 guest-rtr.Stanford.EDU (171.66.0.249) 41.877 ms 46.251 ms 43.252 ms
18 * * *
19 38.114.143.11 (38.114.143.11) 85.021 ms 84.506 ms 83.803 ms