Drabble: Selene Meets Claudius
So, uh, I totally love lorataprose's Claudius. Everyone should too.
(this is totally her fault btw)
Selene laughs suddenly. “You know, uh, you were a legend in Residential.”
Claudius blinks. “I was?”
“Yeah, people were pointing you out to us thirteens. That’s Claudius, he’s been here since he was seven,” Selene pitches her voice high like the breathless whispering of a teenage girl, and Claudius grins. “He’s so hardcore. Don’t breathe the wrong way or he’ll fuck you up and you’ll never be seen again.”
Now it’s Claudius’s turn to laugh. “Wait, seriously?”
“Yes.” Selene grins at him. “I was really disappointed when you went all nice on camera. Kind of a letdown, after all that.”
(this is totally her fault btw)
Selene laughs suddenly. “You know, uh, you were a legend in Residential.”
Claudius blinks. “I was?”
“Yeah, people were pointing you out to us thirteens. That’s Claudius, he’s been here since he was seven,” Selene pitches her voice high like the breathless whispering of a teenage girl, and Claudius grins. “He’s so hardcore. Don’t breathe the wrong way or he’ll fuck you up and you’ll never be seen again.”
Now it’s Claudius’s turn to laugh. “Wait, seriously?”
“Yes.” Selene grins at him. “I was really disappointed when you went all nice on camera. Kind of a letdown, after all that.”