Caitie needs to die!
FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! PLEASE READ THAT... IF YOU READ ANY OF THIS READ THAT!!! AND COMMENT IF YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY!
*Okay so you all probably know about that spam e-mail that's going around right?? the one that if you don't send it to ten people or you delete it you will die??? Well you should all know it's just a scam to get people to send it around.... ANYways...
*Alex sent it to me and i sent it to like 12 people or whatever..
*Then she sent it back to me and, just for kicks, i said i wasn't going to do it. (but i really wasn;'t)
*Then she e-mails me back and said NO YOU HAVE TO OR YOU'LL DIE!
*and i said i choose to die.
*Then she's e-mails me back today, this is the best part, and said okay, just kill caitie first! I WAS LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF LITTERALLY!! I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SOO HARD!
I guess you kinda have to know the Caitie story to get it... so ... i babysit this girl (Caitie) in the morning form 630 till 830 then after camp i take her home...
Well yesterday we were on the computers (before we went home from camp) and caitie goes im ready to leave and alexs said hold on one second and Caitie goes, i wasn't talking to yuo, and she was like well i was... well caitie was giving all this lip to alex and alex was about to rip every strand of hair out of this girls head... and i had to like calm her it was hillarious.
But Caitie is the most abnoxious annoyingly bratty girl in the WORLD!!! you cannot find a girl more 'wanting to kill' than her... alex is never coming over again unless caities not there! i can't afford to have her kill my ... what ever you call them ... babysitteretes?? haha
*Marco just said spank the monkey*i find it funny in a disturbing way*
go to gangstaname.com it's hillarious, marco typed in my gangsta name and it 'dubbed me up to 'no pants crack smoka' ahahha
YESTERDAY alex came over, we went to cheerleading at 430 omg we ran 10 laps... did this 6" off the ground thing IT HURT! i'm kinda feeling it now. we did 50 push ups. umm lot's off other stuff. oh melanie gave us an extra two minutes on our center splits cause she wasn't trying UGH! w/e i guess its for the better. Then dan's mom dropped me and al off at (i love how all my friends have guy nic-names) my other babysitting job where we ordered a pizza. CLEANED THERE WHOLE HOUSE!!! LIKE SPOTLESS!!! it's crazyy.we talke donm the phone with KENZY our LOVE!! then at 11 we got ina marker fight accually alex was attacking me with one... a green one to be exact... and we heard a knock on the door... so we ran to the living room and jumped on the couch and then we saw april in cody staring at us in the window, cuase we locked them out... haha! that was funny. Then we fell asleep talking about anything, and everthing around 130.
TODAY... Caitie almost died.... and know i'm at camp! LATER!! SHOPPING for PEOPLE!!
Okay i need plans with people like knoe.. i miss you guise soo much...so comment if you want plans or somthing PLEASE and THANK YOU!
i lovee you zak
♥ angie
Oh ya... (me and alex were being gangsters last night) so peace out my home slices! i love my gangster nagga! hahahha. <33 that girl like no other! she's my sisterhood of the traveling pants!
i found this all at gangstanames.com you should go there it's fricken hillarious!
angie- no pants crack smoka
angie marie prosser- slimy ho slappa
marco- threepac killa
alex- king german fool
mackenzie- supa bitch ass
zak- playe dout chinamin
giovanni- old man mule robba
shannon- rotten jamacian
theresa- head balla
Sandy- white crab wacka
Sandyha- two-time mint flava
sissy- john cougar weasel boy
scott- john cougar kelp licker
sam- old pee hands
jay- machete masta gorilla
carly- young dirty drug smuggla
caity- sherman tank balla
caitlin- old jungle robba
caitlyn- old fool cop killa
nella- john cougar jimmy jamma
austin- dead bully tree hugga
steff- purple-headed crack robba
arianna- stupid - ass retardo (now thats funny)
brianna- super hard mint flava
lisa- white budha balls
grandma jo-ann- two time monkey smuggla
misha- threepac crack smoka
alica- broken poo-poo pants
matt- john cougar crack smoka
kenzie- sherman tank chinamin
dana- dead bully cop killa
natalie- king train jumpa
lexi- king german fool
lauren- stanky left-hand train jumpa
kendall- super-hard mint flava
kimmy- mista bastard
emily- secret hoopti- rida
steve- mista bastard
chelsea- ugly monkey hunta (that ones pretty funny)
andrew- loose pee pants
kyle- rank dirty pee pants
megan- two time monkey smaggla
alli- da shrinky nuts (now thats funny also)
angela- rump thumpin hoopi rida
john- rotten canadian
ian- green egg canadian
joey- dead bully budha balls
jordan- straight arse star
cameron- cow trippin hoopti rida
racheal- supa train jumpa
OKAY... im done lol.. if your names not there just go to the web site Peace Out Home SLices.. girl you be trippin.. (alex)
♥