Waaahh!!!!
So, this is really depressing. I thought that I had lost a good amount of weight and wasn't such a fatass anymore. Apparently I was wrong.
I got a pedometer because I like to walk during my lunch break and I was curious as to the number of steps I take. Well, apparently I'm still so fat that when I take a single step, there's enough bounce and jiggle in my fat body that the pedometer thinks I'm taking a *further* 8 steps. So, the vibrations in my body are the equivalent of 9 steps instead of one.
How depressing is that?
Very.
Also, as I was walking along on my way from the train station to my work, I was crossing the road and some ginormous fat fu*&er body checked me. I mean, I saw him coming at me, I just thought he was walking along. I could not move out of his way without bowling over the guy next to me and I was in a group of people so I couldn't just stop. This dude was on the outside of the group of people with no one else around or to the side of him and could easily have moved. Well, fu*&tard slams into me and I just kept walking because what the hell else could I do? He kept walking too, or so I thought. I got the other side of the road and was about to cross when I hear him shout, "What, you think you own the whole fucking sidewalk?"
I gave him a condescending look and said, "You ran into me you fat fuck". He apparently didn't like that and looked like he was going to try to kick my ass. Well, for those that don't know me - I don't do mornings. This was at 6:45 in the morning. I just pulled my keys out of my pocket and held them between my fingers in a meaningful way, i.e. in a 'try something and I'll hurt you badly' sort of way. He said something derogatory about my parentage but by that time I had crossed the road and was on my way.
This wouldn't have been so bad, except that night, while I was at school, the normally ineffectual school IT guys came barging into the room proclaiming that I was visiting an illegal and offensive site. Since when did Mail.Yahoo.com become illegal and/or offensive? Keep in mind folks, last night was my last night in class, I had already finished my final project and was sticking around doing email *because the teacher told us to mail our completed work to ourselves*. Web mail is the only mail we had access to and everyone knows that.
I think it's because this is a new guy and he wanted to make a name for himself. Mostly, I was just embarrassed because he came in and made a big production of saying "Sir you need to close your web browser, that's an illegal and offensive web site". I replied, "It's Yahoo mail - how is that offensive" and he said, "Whatever you want to say it is, it triggered and offense in the firewall, please close your browser". I said, "When I'm done emailing my self as the teacher told me too, I'll close it. You can watch if you want. Besides, I paid $3,000 for this class, I just finished it and I'll be damned if you're going to tell me not to do something *now* as opposed to the other 9 million times I've done it."
I finished up emailing myself and then left.
Oh and while I'm working my way backwards in the "my week has sucked" rant I seem to be going on about...
Yesterday a customer who owes us $70,000 is denying payment because they supposedly never heard from me. Never mind that fact that they were told the answer by their main contact, they wanted it from me. I was copied on the email sent to them so I just forwarded it back to them and told them to follow the other guy's suggestion and let me know if it works.
Oh and before that, I had a migraine from Monday all the way through 'til Tuesday night. I haven't had a migraine last like that in nearly a year.
Sigh. I feel better for getting it all out though.
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ETA
I now have a zit forming on my face, about an inch from my nostril on the right side. It looks like I have a tumorous growth and because the surrounding skin is slightly swollen (this is a deeeeep, huuuuge zit) all the pores on that side of my face look like they were drawn on with a big sharpie. Oh, it matches the zit forming under my left eye. Who the hell gets zits in such odd places!?! I wash my face every day, I even use the oil absorbing pads through out the day; where the fuck did these cystic zits come from!?
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ETA2
How could I have forgotten the Wisdom Tooth? I have a wisdom tooth making it's final entrance run on the right side of my mouth. It's broken and split the gum and I can see the tooth. There's plenty of room for it, it's just painful as it starts to finish coming in. So, I've got the wisdom tooth causing my throat, mouth and ear to hurt on the inside of my face and a giant tumorous looking zit making the skin hurt on the outside.
I got a pedometer because I like to walk during my lunch break and I was curious as to the number of steps I take. Well, apparently I'm still so fat that when I take a single step, there's enough bounce and jiggle in my fat body that the pedometer thinks I'm taking a *further* 8 steps. So, the vibrations in my body are the equivalent of 9 steps instead of one.
How depressing is that?
Very.
Also, as I was walking along on my way from the train station to my work, I was crossing the road and some ginormous fat fu*&er body checked me. I mean, I saw him coming at me, I just thought he was walking along. I could not move out of his way without bowling over the guy next to me and I was in a group of people so I couldn't just stop. This dude was on the outside of the group of people with no one else around or to the side of him and could easily have moved. Well, fu*&tard slams into me and I just kept walking because what the hell else could I do? He kept walking too, or so I thought. I got the other side of the road and was about to cross when I hear him shout, "What, you think you own the whole fucking sidewalk?"
I gave him a condescending look and said, "You ran into me you fat fuck". He apparently didn't like that and looked like he was going to try to kick my ass. Well, for those that don't know me - I don't do mornings. This was at 6:45 in the morning. I just pulled my keys out of my pocket and held them between my fingers in a meaningful way, i.e. in a 'try something and I'll hurt you badly' sort of way. He said something derogatory about my parentage but by that time I had crossed the road and was on my way.
This wouldn't have been so bad, except that night, while I was at school, the normally ineffectual school IT guys came barging into the room proclaiming that I was visiting an illegal and offensive site. Since when did Mail.Yahoo.com become illegal and/or offensive? Keep in mind folks, last night was my last night in class, I had already finished my final project and was sticking around doing email *because the teacher told us to mail our completed work to ourselves*. Web mail is the only mail we had access to and everyone knows that.
I think it's because this is a new guy and he wanted to make a name for himself. Mostly, I was just embarrassed because he came in and made a big production of saying "Sir you need to close your web browser, that's an illegal and offensive web site". I replied, "It's Yahoo mail - how is that offensive" and he said, "Whatever you want to say it is, it triggered and offense in the firewall, please close your browser". I said, "When I'm done emailing my self as the teacher told me too, I'll close it. You can watch if you want. Besides, I paid $3,000 for this class, I just finished it and I'll be damned if you're going to tell me not to do something *now* as opposed to the other 9 million times I've done it."
I finished up emailing myself and then left.
Oh and while I'm working my way backwards in the "my week has sucked" rant I seem to be going on about...
Yesterday a customer who owes us $70,000 is denying payment because they supposedly never heard from me. Never mind that fact that they were told the answer by their main contact, they wanted it from me. I was copied on the email sent to them so I just forwarded it back to them and told them to follow the other guy's suggestion and let me know if it works.
Oh and before that, I had a migraine from Monday all the way through 'til Tuesday night. I haven't had a migraine last like that in nearly a year.
Sigh. I feel better for getting it all out though.
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ETA
I now have a zit forming on my face, about an inch from my nostril on the right side. It looks like I have a tumorous growth and because the surrounding skin is slightly swollen (this is a deeeeep, huuuuge zit) all the pores on that side of my face look like they were drawn on with a big sharpie. Oh, it matches the zit forming under my left eye. Who the hell gets zits in such odd places!?! I wash my face every day, I even use the oil absorbing pads through out the day; where the fuck did these cystic zits come from!?
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ETA2
How could I have forgotten the Wisdom Tooth? I have a wisdom tooth making it's final entrance run on the right side of my mouth. It's broken and split the gum and I can see the tooth. There's plenty of room for it, it's just painful as it starts to finish coming in. So, I've got the wisdom tooth causing my throat, mouth and ear to hurt on the inside of my face and a giant tumorous looking zit making the skin hurt on the outside.