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[xandtheman3]

Hello, Magical Journal Land,

Today I discovered Twilight. Completely by accident.

I only wish all vampires in every universe sparkled.

No really.

Sparkles would have been such a better nickname for Deadboy. It'd go along so perfectly with his flamboyant personality, too.

Comments

[oncekittentits]

FUCK SPARKLING.

[oncekittentits]

I'm fucking serious. Fuck. That shit is. Fucking bullshit.

[xandtheman3]

I agree.

I've met vampires.

They didn't sparkle.

If they did, it'd probably be harder to stake them.

[oncekittentits]

Why the fuck would it fucking make it fucking harder to fucking stake a fucking vampire if they fucking sparkled? And why wouldn't you just fucking try to fucking cut their head off? It's fucking easier and then you fucking know they're fucking dead.

[xandtheman3]

Uh.

I'm trying to read through all the fucks.

The sparkling would distract me.

And when you stake them, they turn to dust. So they can't get much deader than that.

[oncekittentits]

Well fuck me for fucking writing like I fucking talk.

No. Fuck you.

And I don't fucking know about you but if fucking sparkling would fucking distract you from fucking killing fucking vampires maybe you shouldn't fucking be trying to fucking kill vampires. Fuck. What did they do besides fucking fuck your fucking mom?

Fuck you.

And I mean, fuck, you can fucking miss their fucking heart but it's kind of fucking hard to fucking miss you know fucking DECAPITATING THEM. Fucker.

[xandtheman3]

They killed my best friend?

Along with other people.

And I don't miss that often anymore. I've had a lot of practice.

[oncekittentits]

...they fucking killed your best friend and fucking other people?

aaaaaaaaand?

Fuck. Like that's fucking reason for a fucking uppity fucking bastard like you to go and fucking kill them.

[xandtheman3]

Well. They used to be human, and then they were killed and their souls were taken away from them and now they're just blood-drinking monsters.

So yeah. Reason enough for me.

I know vampires are different here, but that doesn't mean I like them any more.

[oncekittentits]

fucking uppity bastard fucking wanderers fucking thinking they fucking know everything fucking fuckers

FUCK YOU

you don't fucking know anything you fucking fucker that's not a fucking reason fuckers like you should fucking even think about fucking touching a fucking vampire you don't even fucking deserve.

BASICALLY YES JUST FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU FUCKER

[oncekittentits]

...fuck. He's fucking rubbing off on me.

[oncekittentits]

Fuck. Why the fuck would fucking vampires fucking sparkle?

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS. WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?

[xandtheman3]

Don't ask me!

I didn't come up with it.

I'm just informing the world.

[oncekittentits]

Why would you fuck.

Just let fucking shit like that fucking die.

[oncekittentits]

FUCK FUCK FUCK

WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING ANSWER ME AND TELL ME WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE SPEWING THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT?

FUCK

[xandtheman3]

Excuse me for being busy doing important things, crazy lady.