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Feb 26, 2010 17:13

Hello, Magical Journal Land,

Today I discovered Twilight. Completely by accident.

I only wish all vampires in every universe sparkled.

No really.

Sparkles would have been such a better nickname for Deadboy. It'd go along so perfectly with his flamboyant personality, too.

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shealone_stands February 27 2010, 02:36:05 UTC

...Sparkles?

xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 02:43:19 UTC

The vampires sparkle in that movie, Buffster. Sparkle.

Like they're covered in too many bottles of body glitter kind of sparkling. Throw him up in the sky, and he could be stars kind of sparkling.

I'm sure you'd appreciate a more sparkly Deadboy, wouldn't you? I know I would have.

shealone_stands February 27 2010, 03:09:01 UTC

No. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't.

And could you stop calling him that?

xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 03:30:52 UTC

It's... habit!

I'll try to stop! Really.

Would you prefer Sparkles?

Yeah, I'm gonna shut up now.

shealone_stands February 27 2010, 03:33:09 UTC

I think that's probably best.

archangelet February 27 2010, 14:42:00 UTC

Can we stop talking about him at all?

[locked] xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 19:51:50 UTC

Yeah, good like with that. I've been barking up that three for almost three years.

[locked] archangelet February 27 2010, 20:04:47 UTC

well y'know i just don't like hearing all about my girl's undead fucking ex-boyfriend and from what i can tell that is a perfectly valid... thing.

[locked] xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 21:45:09 UTC

I didn't say it wasn't valid. I just said good luck. Or I meant to say good luck, but then I forgot how to spell luck... and tree.

He was a big, sparkly part of her life, you know.

But he's not here and you are!

So there's... that.

[locked] archangelet February 27 2010, 21:54:51 UTC

yeah. god, i just really don't fucking like him.

jackass.

...also, please don't ever get the idea that you're gonna... sparkle the local vampires or something, for easy identification. i don't like playing rescue team.

[locked] xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 22:16:11 UTC

Why does everyone think I'm going to go around sparkling vampires?

A) I don't even have that ability

B) I avoid vampires

C) I wasn't even aware that there were that many vampires running around

And yeah, well, you're preaching to the choir of Do-Not-Like-Him.

[locked] archangelet February 27 2010, 22:19:08 UTC

a) glitter
b) who the fuck even knows with you people (you're weird)
c) there aren't many, but there are some.

we should start a club. and then if he falls through, we kill him before buffy finds out he was ever here.

[locked] xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 22:24:46 UTC

A) I would need a lot of glitter and some kind of gun and even vampires can jump in the shower.

B) Thanks. A lot. For that.

C) Got it. Gotta love vampires.

I'm okay with the club, but I don't know about killing him before Buffy finds out. I've done the secret/lying thing where Deadboy is concerned before, and I don't know if I could do it again. If it's Angelus, I say, KILL AWAY. Obviously. It's not worth it to try to get his soul back.

[locked] archangelet February 27 2010, 22:27:59 UTC

well, take my word for it, if i find out he's here? he's leaving town or i will remove his head WITH MY HANDS.

nobody makes my girl cry and get away with it

[locked] xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 22:39:45 UTC

Got it.

Does Buffy know about this?

Cause she'd probably disagree with your tearing his head off.

[locked] xandtheman3 February 27 2010, 22:55:50 UTC

Cause you know... as much as I dislike him. And that dislike is great and endless and my main emotion where he's concerned. He is from home. And he's saved lives of people. That. I care about.

And I wouldn't want him to get his head ripped off.

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