oh my love
dearest britney,
as an adoring fan, i would like to tell you that i miss you desperately. as upset as i am about this whole kevin federline thing, i think preston is an adorable baby and i am really proud of how good you seem to be with him so far. i don't think your marriage was wise, and motherhood is probably poorly timed career-wise, but you've got an adorable little boy and you even gave him a real name (unlike many other celebrities giving their children unfortunate names like apple and coco). still, i miss you. i miss constant new photoshoot britney. i miss performance and interview britney. i am probably as tired of lame paparazzi photos as you are.
i know preston is only a few months old and now is the most important time for you to spend with him, so i won't ask you for much.
i will ask you to please make your comeback big. i am thinking the mtv video music awards in 2006 would be the perfect time/place for you to do this. that gives you well over 6 months to whip that body of yours back into shape (see below) and complete the recordings you started prior to the announcement of the pregnancy. in fact, you could probably even start fresh on a new album and have it completed in order to release a new single by august/september. remember, this is how you debuted slave for you and that is one of your strongest singles. it never gets old.
come on, britney! show the world you can still be ridiculously hot, even if everyone thinks you've lowered your status from celebrity pop star goofball to run of the mill trailer trash by marrying a man who is already just some other girl's baby daddy. yeah, popozao is a total joke, but keep that separate from you and get your shit together so there's still something left when this marriage finally falls apart (i think a lot of us have lost enough money on bets since you guys made it past your one year anniversary).
britney, come back!
(and please come back hot)
as an adoring fan, i would like to tell you that i miss you desperately. as upset as i am about this whole kevin federline thing, i think preston is an adorable baby and i am really proud of how good you seem to be with him so far. i don't think your marriage was wise, and motherhood is probably poorly timed career-wise, but you've got an adorable little boy and you even gave him a real name (unlike many other celebrities giving their children unfortunate names like apple and coco). still, i miss you. i miss constant new photoshoot britney. i miss performance and interview britney. i am probably as tired of lame paparazzi photos as you are.
i know preston is only a few months old and now is the most important time for you to spend with him, so i won't ask you for much.
i will ask you to please make your comeback big. i am thinking the mtv video music awards in 2006 would be the perfect time/place for you to do this. that gives you well over 6 months to whip that body of yours back into shape (see below) and complete the recordings you started prior to the announcement of the pregnancy. in fact, you could probably even start fresh on a new album and have it completed in order to release a new single by august/september. remember, this is how you debuted slave for you and that is one of your strongest singles. it never gets old.
come on, britney! show the world you can still be ridiculously hot, even if everyone thinks you've lowered your status from celebrity pop star goofball to run of the mill trailer trash by marrying a man who is already just some other girl's baby daddy. yeah, popozao is a total joke, but keep that separate from you and get your shit together so there's still something left when this marriage finally falls apart (i think a lot of us have lost enough money on bets since you guys made it past your one year anniversary).
britney, come back!
(and please come back hot)