you know you want to.

[xandreax]

you can ask me five questions. any five about anything.
but in turn you have to post this bulletin yourself.

i will seriously answer anything...unless you're a smartass. anything serious i will answer. if i don't wanna broadcast it to the world i will even email you.
go ahead, ask away...if you want.

Comments

[xandreax]

1. no, i couldn't for the following reasons:
**i am hispanic and have olive skin which would not mix well with blonde hair
**my hair has been dyed black for so long that even numerous several hour bleaching sessions with professional products will only lighten my hair to spotty orangey colors and then it feels like garbage. my natural hair turns blonde in about 20 minutes but the hair that's been dyed even once won't come anything close. i'd have to spend the next 5 years growing the black out and not dying my hair to even think about it.
2. nope, haven't. a mouth is a mouth though. if someone dared me, i probably would.
3. i can't say i really get embarrassed very easily. i am expecting it to be the day i have to introduce my lower-class, uneducated, humiliating family to my future in-laws should i ever find a boy brave enough to propose to me. i think my friend jake's parents are adorable, i might borrow them and try to pass them off as mine just so i don't have to admit that i came from the wretched people watching csi in my livingroom right now. i've already asked to borrow my friend shannon's family for my wedding someday. whole extended family cousins and all. come to think of it, my wedding day will probably be the most embarrassing day of my life. i don't think i'll get two words into my own damn vows without bawling. i'm projecting the ceremony as my most embarrassing moment.
4. oh, there are SO many things i would change about myself. none too big, you know. as far as things i can't easily change: i'd be one of those people who has an incredible body without effort. i'd be a lottery winner or have been born to parents who weren't six figures in debt (it's really hard to get somewhere when you have to dig yourself out of a hole you were born in before you can even begin to establish anything positive). i'd have perfect, beautiful, flawless skin. i'd never fall in love with a boy from another state who didn't have the guts to be with me. that was four things.
5. seriously, because she's the ultimate entertainer. i can't even be embarrassed by the fact that i like her music. i think she is stunning. i can't take my eyes off of her. i first knew i truly loved her at the 2000 vma performance (the oops performance when she ripped her suit off and had on that flesh tone outfit and she looked INCREDIBLE) and i thought to myself. HOLY SHIT LOOK AT BRITNEY SPEARS! i don't think i had ever been that amazed by a mere human being on a stage before. there's no getting over that.