SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
so, remember how i posted the 50 most beautiful people because people weekly can never get it right?
you do. and if you don't , the entries are in my memories.
this is my sexiest man alive list.
i will place **s next to boys also named sexiest men alive by people.
jude law didn't make my list.
these boys did:
in no particular order...
topher grace
you know him. you love him.
ian somerhalder
most recently spotted on the show "lost," ian somerhalder is the ridiculously pretty boy who distracts you from the plot every time he walks across the background.
jason bateman**
arrested development has only fueled my crush on jason bateman. seriously.
mos def
i refuse to explain this. i don't know what it is about him, but you probably love him too, and if you don't, you should.
zach braff**
just in case you've missed my crush on this boy, it goes back to the first commercial i ever saw for scrubs which is the best show ever. this is the cutest jewish boy in the whole world. (in case you didn't know, i have a thing for jewish boys. my friend phil called it a "weird jew fetish."
alex greenwald
i don't care how high school it is of me to put him on my list, lindsay will back me up.
adam brody**
i never had a thing for this boy until i saw him on either leno or letterman. i don't remember which but he was talking about growing up jewish and not having santa or the easter bunny but he still got the tooth fairy and used to write her fanmail. he was angry when he found out the tooth fairy was his mom and she used to forge return mail. after that, i officially had a crush on adam brody...half for being jewish and half for telling that story. yep.
jared leto
you've wanted to tear his clothes off since he was jordan catalano on my so-called life and you know it. if only he would stop dating that scarlet johansson with her oddly shaped body and her manly voice. ugh. he makes bad women choices.
colin firth**
too charming. just too charming.
ryan reynolds
i don't know how many times i've sat through van wilder only because he's cute. he may be a little too ripped for that blade trinity movie, and he may be marrying alanis morrissette (seriously! why?) but once he guest starred on scrubs that seriously sealed the deal for me. he's also canadian. i have a thing for canadians.
justin timberlake**
no explanation required. just watch him dance.
hayden christensen
so adorable. i will seriously sit through that third star wars prequel probably more than once just because he is in it.
adam rodriguez
CSI Miami's best attraction. i don't usually find muscular hispanic men attractive, but something about this one catches my eye. i think we would have pretty babies. oh he is my favorite crime scene investigator.
mark ruffalo**
i had trouble finding a good picture of mark ruffalo. perhaps it's better to actually watch him on screen. may i suggest 13 going on 30 in which he is adorable. bring tissue, lindsay cried. don't watch eternal sunshine because that movie is disgusting.
matthew mcconaughey**
southern, sexy, and completely out of his mind. if you can manage to be arrested playing bongos in the nude and still be sexy, you deserve to be on so many lists.
josh duhamel
in looking for pictures of this guy, i found nudie pictures. i am not going to post them here, but i'll have you know this guy apparently has no problem showing his junk. they were tasteful enough though. anyway, at first i didn't really like him, but i have since come to realize that he is distractingly good looking.
orlando bloom**
holy hot british guy. that's all i have to say.
i hate kate bosworth. a lot.
and finally, the man i'd put on the cover if i had a magazine:
brad pitt**
i'll probably buy troy on dvd, as ridiculous as the movie was, just because brad pitt was so damn pretty in it. i am upset about this brad and jen split, but i mean, if he's looking for a younger woman i am, as usual, pathetically single.
one simple picture otherwise i might get carried away, there are more in my 50 most list entries.
so that was my list.
some were also in people, some not.
please remember there is a massive difference between sexy and hot or cute. sexy is part in looks and a lot in attitude. sexiness is a charm that isn't possessed by every cute guy you stumble into. men like brad pitt ooze sex appeal, men like jim caviezel do not (yes, he was in the people issue).
there are a few honorable mentions i'd like to list:
johnny depp (who was on people's list, and mine, until i saw the trailer for that wretched take on charlie and the chocolate factory which will have me angry for a long fucking time)
luke wilson i can never find good pictures of the dude and i give up easily.
adam garcia hottest australian dancer turned actor ever, but he has been sitting on his ass lately so i can't find recent pictures of him. i miss him.
jude law yeah, i don't think he's all that fantastic, but he does have a certain charm and everyone else loves him, including most men.
i hope you enjoyed that.
goodnight.
you do. and if you don't , the entries are in my memories.
this is my sexiest man alive list.
i will place **s next to boys also named sexiest men alive by people.
jude law didn't make my list.
these boys did:
in no particular order...
topher grace
you know him. you love him.
ian somerhalder
most recently spotted on the show "lost," ian somerhalder is the ridiculously pretty boy who distracts you from the plot every time he walks across the background.
jason bateman**
arrested development has only fueled my crush on jason bateman. seriously.
mos def
i refuse to explain this. i don't know what it is about him, but you probably love him too, and if you don't, you should.
zach braff**
just in case you've missed my crush on this boy, it goes back to the first commercial i ever saw for scrubs which is the best show ever. this is the cutest jewish boy in the whole world. (in case you didn't know, i have a thing for jewish boys. my friend phil called it a "weird jew fetish."
alex greenwald
i don't care how high school it is of me to put him on my list, lindsay will back me up.
adam brody**
i never had a thing for this boy until i saw him on either leno or letterman. i don't remember which but he was talking about growing up jewish and not having santa or the easter bunny but he still got the tooth fairy and used to write her fanmail. he was angry when he found out the tooth fairy was his mom and she used to forge return mail. after that, i officially had a crush on adam brody...half for being jewish and half for telling that story. yep.
jared leto
you've wanted to tear his clothes off since he was jordan catalano on my so-called life and you know it. if only he would stop dating that scarlet johansson with her oddly shaped body and her manly voice. ugh. he makes bad women choices.
colin firth**
too charming. just too charming.
ryan reynolds
i don't know how many times i've sat through van wilder only because he's cute. he may be a little too ripped for that blade trinity movie, and he may be marrying alanis morrissette (seriously! why?) but once he guest starred on scrubs that seriously sealed the deal for me. he's also canadian. i have a thing for canadians.
justin timberlake**
no explanation required. just watch him dance.
hayden christensen
so adorable. i will seriously sit through that third star wars prequel probably more than once just because he is in it.
adam rodriguez
CSI Miami's best attraction. i don't usually find muscular hispanic men attractive, but something about this one catches my eye. i think we would have pretty babies. oh he is my favorite crime scene investigator.
mark ruffalo**
i had trouble finding a good picture of mark ruffalo. perhaps it's better to actually watch him on screen. may i suggest 13 going on 30 in which he is adorable. bring tissue, lindsay cried. don't watch eternal sunshine because that movie is disgusting.
matthew mcconaughey**
southern, sexy, and completely out of his mind. if you can manage to be arrested playing bongos in the nude and still be sexy, you deserve to be on so many lists.
josh duhamel
in looking for pictures of this guy, i found nudie pictures. i am not going to post them here, but i'll have you know this guy apparently has no problem showing his junk. they were tasteful enough though. anyway, at first i didn't really like him, but i have since come to realize that he is distractingly good looking.
orlando bloom**
holy hot british guy. that's all i have to say.
i hate kate bosworth. a lot.
and finally, the man i'd put on the cover if i had a magazine:
brad pitt**
i'll probably buy troy on dvd, as ridiculous as the movie was, just because brad pitt was so damn pretty in it. i am upset about this brad and jen split, but i mean, if he's looking for a younger woman i am, as usual, pathetically single.
one simple picture otherwise i might get carried away, there are more in my 50 most list entries.
so that was my list.
some were also in people, some not.
please remember there is a massive difference between sexy and hot or cute. sexy is part in looks and a lot in attitude. sexiness is a charm that isn't possessed by every cute guy you stumble into. men like brad pitt ooze sex appeal, men like jim caviezel do not (yes, he was in the people issue).
there are a few honorable mentions i'd like to list:
johnny depp (who was on people's list, and mine, until i saw the trailer for that wretched take on charlie and the chocolate factory which will have me angry for a long fucking time)
luke wilson i can never find good pictures of the dude and i give up easily.
adam garcia hottest australian dancer turned actor ever, but he has been sitting on his ass lately so i can't find recent pictures of him. i miss him.
jude law yeah, i don't think he's all that fantastic, but he does have a certain charm and everyone else loves him, including most men.
i hope you enjoyed that.
goodnight.