Buhwah?

[xanderwashere]

MUST STOP PLAYING CONAN. MUST SLEEP. BUT... CONAN. I don't think I've slept in 48 hours, oh god my mouth tastes like green.

Comments

[dollparted]

There is something seriously wrong with you.

[xanderwashere]

Yeah, I haven't slept.

[dollparted]

Maybe you should work on that. Unless your special hidden talent is being a slimy gamer loser who doesn't sleep or shower.

[xanderwashere]

I shower, I just didn't sleep. I don't smell and I'm not slimy, I even brushed my hair and teeth this morning. Do you have something against people who play video games?

[dollparted]

This morning? What about all the mornings before?

Only in the same sense that I have something against everyone.

[xanderwashere]

Of course I have, you're a very snide person aren't you?

Well I would prefer it if we got off on a better foot and could be friends instead of you attacking my personal hygiene, hows about it?

[dollparted]

That's what they tell me.

You mean you have time for friends? I assumed you were too busy playing your little game to ever leave your room.

[xanderwashere]

I have friends, they're just busy so I decided to play my new game.

[dollparted]

Were they busying playing their own respective geek games?

[xanderwashere]

No one was most likely working on his movie and the other was probably sleeping, he's a vampire.

[dollparted]

What a colorful cast of friends you have.

[xanderwashere]

Yeah? Well how about your friends.

[dollparted]

Don't need them.

[xanderwashere]

Why are you insulting my friends if you don't have any?

...Wait.. you don't have any? Why?

[dollparted]

I don't have any by choice, not by lack of the willing.

Because other people only serve to annoy me?

[xanderwashere]

That's so sad. Aren't you lonely at all?