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I do not want to get a job,or do I? I mean, I always
wanted to do something good, and actually make some $$$ to put in my
pocket, but I don't want to actually work. I mean, I should have
gone to college. But for what? I can read, I can write, I
can add and subtract (although I usually prefer to use a
calculator). I have one thing to say about this whole situation. CRAPOLA!!!!!
Maybe if I sit here and do a pro's and con's list....
PRO'S OF GETTING A JOB
I will have money --- but I don't want to work
I will have standing in the communtiy -- Who wants to stand when one could sit?
I will actually be doing something that makes me worth while --- I am worth while
CON'S OF GETTING A JOB
I won't have a place to live --- it is a damp and cold basement and it does keep me out of the rain
I won't have all the free time I used to have --- Granted I did not do that much with my free time anyway
I won't be able to hang out with my friends -- granted, it does get harrowing when you are fighting the forces of Evil...
Does that help me? NOPE!
I want to work, but I don't want to work at Happy Clown’s Hamburgers, or be a short
order cook as some grease pit cafe, and at the Inn, the employees seem to die. I don't like the idea of not
having my free time for me! Who needs cash anyway? I would
have to find a place to live.... which means I would actually have to
pay more rent, and then I would have to get a job... I wonder what it would be like working at a
Cemetery/Funeral Home? It seems that ALL the dead people I have
met, seem to actually be alive (or at least animated in some fashion)
so, would working at the funeral home actually place me with REAL dead
people instead of those who are sometimes alive ~~ at least kinda
alive???? ~~
I also wonder if I could get a job druing the day? I mean, who
wants to walk around a cemetery with a flashlight? I am sure
that if something stired in the cemetery, on one of those moonless dark
nights, I might pee my trousers -- yes, pee my pants like a
baby.... I always hate having the bejesus scared outta me. But
$10 per hour, that is $80 per day (assuming I work 8 hours per day) and
that is $400 per week, and $1734 per month. But then I would have
to pay taxes, and that would completely suck. I mean
TAXES, who needs them? Who wants to pay them? I hate
this.... My parents are terrible... I wish my Dad would get eaten by some
demon, or at least be kept prisoner by some evil force.... Make me get
a job and charge me rent... (I really don't want Dad eaten, but maybe
just nibbled on a little). This just ruins me year. It
was going to be such a good year too.... I guess I don't blame my
parents. I am old enough to get a GOOD job, and I really should
be living somewhere else, but I really love HATE this basement.
Maybe the Cemetery/funeral home will have an
apartment for me to live in.... Maybe they will have a good
health insurance/dental plan? Who knows. All I know, is
that this whole thing is giving me a headache.
What to do, what to do?
Can you imagin me driving THIS?
wanted to do something good, and actually make some $$$ to put in my
pocket, but I don't want to actually work. I mean, I should have
gone to college. But for what? I can read, I can write, I
can add and subtract (although I usually prefer to use a
calculator). I have one thing to say about this whole situation. CRAPOLA!!!!!
Maybe if I sit here and do a pro's and con's list....
PRO'S OF GETTING A JOB
I will have money --- but I don't want to work
I will have standing in the communtiy -- Who wants to stand when one could sit?
I will actually be doing something that makes me worth while --- I am worth while
CON'S OF GETTING A JOB
I won't have a place to live --- it is a damp and cold basement and it does keep me out of the rain
I won't have all the free time I used to have --- Granted I did not do that much with my free time anyway
I won't be able to hang out with my friends -- granted, it does get harrowing when you are fighting the forces of Evil...
Does that help me? NOPE!
I want to work, but I don't want to work at Happy Clown’s Hamburgers, or be a short
order cook as some grease pit cafe, and at the Inn, the employees seem to die. I don't like the idea of not
having my free time for me! Who needs cash anyway? I would
have to find a place to live.... which means I would actually have to
pay more rent, and then I would have to get a job... I wonder what it would be like working at a
Cemetery/Funeral Home? It seems that ALL the dead people I have
met, seem to actually be alive (or at least animated in some fashion)
so, would working at the funeral home actually place me with REAL dead
people instead of those who are sometimes alive ~~ at least kinda
alive???? ~~
I also wonder if I could get a job druing the day? I mean, who
wants to walk around a cemetery with a flashlight? I am sure
that if something stired in the cemetery, on one of those moonless dark
nights, I might pee my trousers -- yes, pee my pants like a
baby.... I always hate having the bejesus scared outta me. But
$10 per hour, that is $80 per day (assuming I work 8 hours per day) and
that is $400 per week, and $1734 per month. But then I would have
to pay taxes, and that would completely suck. I mean
TAXES, who needs them? Who wants to pay them? I hate
this.... My parents are terrible... I wish my Dad would get eaten by some
demon, or at least be kept prisoner by some evil force.... Make me get
a job and charge me rent... (I really don't want Dad eaten, but maybe
just nibbled on a little). This just ruins me year. It
was going to be such a good year too.... I guess I don't blame my
parents. I am old enough to get a GOOD job, and I really should
be living somewhere else, but I really love HATE this basement.
Maybe the Cemetery/funeral home will have an
apartment for me to live in.... Maybe they will have a good
health insurance/dental plan? Who knows. All I know, is
that this whole thing is giving me a headache.
What to do, what to do?
Can you imagin me driving THIS?