Surprise, Surprise

Nov 21, 2003 05:38

*Wakes up on bed in Xander's parents basement.*

God, I had the weirdest dream. Thought that I was stuck in this little glass jar for what seemed like weeks.
Ah... Last thing I remember is going to that Haunted House thing on Halloween night. Now its morning. Need to get ready for Anya, was supposed to go over to the Magic Box with her today. So I need to shave.

*feels face, yet feels no facial hair.*
That's weird, usually have a 5 o'clock shadow if I don't shave every morning.
*Then looks at long pale slender hands with black nail polish on finger nails.*
What the....?!

Oh boy, I need to see a mirror. *Goes over to mirror, sees nothing.*
Oh no, this can't be happening. *pinches himself* Ow, that hurt.
*looks down at himself, notices what he's wearing*
Omigod. That's Spike's duster. *feels hair* and his bad hair job...oh, please
tell me you're kidding!

Why does things like this allways happen to me, not bad enough that I'm usually a demon magnet. Now I'm actually a demon, well ok a sexy undead vampire guy. I didn't just say that out loud did I.

Gotta call Buffy, she would know what to do.
*Picks up phone by bed and calls Buffy, then realizes he has Spike's voice and quickly hangs up.*
Oh no, can't let Buffy see me like this. Think Xander think. Guess I need to find Willow or Giles. Explain to them what 's going on. Uh, well, not so much with the actual knowing what happened. But more with the getting me back in my own body.

Also can't let Anya see me like this, she might want to do it with me in Spike, and that would just be too weird. So need to get to The Magic Box, and get help to undo whatever caused this. *heads for the exit*

*Realizes he can't leave because its a bright sunny day and he is a vampire.*
Oh, just great, its daylight.As much as I would like for Spike to become a big pile of dust, I don't want it to happen with me in him. So yeah, gotta avoid fiitting in an
ashtray. Now I'm even starting to sound like Spike. This is not good at all.
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