Secret Agent Jesus

Apr 22, 2006 20:51

So I was looking for a Bible a few minutes ago, to find the thing about God being as strong as a unicorn. I wanted to actually SEE it in a Bible, even though I've read it several times online. First I went looking for my mom's Bible. No luck there, although I found tons of Larry Niven novels (which are so much better and easier to find than Bibles anyway). I finally found an old Bible my grandma gave me. So, I go looking for "God brought them out of Egypt, he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn." I eventually found it, but before that, I found something odd in the middle of the Bible.

You remember those spy decoder things like on the backs of cereal boxes that used the red plastic paper to make things more visible?

Oh yeah.

The pictures aren't very good, because I have bad lighting and the red sheet doesn't help. Still, you can at least get the idea.



The full page, without the red sheet. It has the word 'sin' written in cursive all over (hard to see in the pic). This goes away when you add the red sheet:



In the corner it asks, "Can sins be blotted out?"



Why yes, they can! You just have to read whatever it is it says to read, which I don't remember and isn't readable in the pic.



Here's Jesus' head. The knife of sin goes away with the red sheet.



This Bible...has just put me at a loss for words.
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