Never tickle sleeping dragons, and all that...

[xanantha]

I just very nearly choked to death on my cereal. I blame my cousin - thanks to her I was idly reading one of those "things not to do at Hogwarts" lists (you know, just in case I get offered a place as a mature student) when I came across:
If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical, I will do so under a nom-de-plume.