It's not quite as good as "do not get hibiscrub in your brain", but almost...
The giraffe I got at Ikea yesterday is, according to the label, machine-washable and it can be tumble-dried. However, the label not only says you must not get the giraffe dry-cleaned, it also tells you not to iron it.
Who, in the name of all that is long-necked, would try to iron a giraffe?
*boggles*
Who, in the name of all that is long-necked, would try to iron a giraffe?
*boggles*