Okay okay okay.
I need some advice.
As many of you can see, I've got a massive selection of poopy (you know it's serious now) icons (the one I'm using right now is a fine example)!
I realize I'm in a post-apocalyptic (or should I say APOCALYPSE-ICK LOL) world where nothing is fair ever but frankly, I've been pretty gosh-darn cool about the whole thing! Is it too much to ask for, I dunno. A cover or two? Or maybe one of those cool introductory-group-shots! You know, stuff like
this and
this and
this. OH WAIT.
This nice piece of art decided to include me. I mean, you gotta play Where's Waldo to spot it, but I'm there. Still.
I guess it's because the end of the world is supposed to stink but I'm pretty sure there are some biases here. I'm lacking one or more of the following:
1. a busty chest (note: this is applicable to both genders)
2. a toned body (THAT YOU CAN SEE)
3. silky long flowing locks (again, m&f)
4. hair in general
5. a nose
SO. Because of this. I'm stuck with a bunch of ugly scans that don't flatter me at all. THIS ISN'T FAIR!
pls halp. how do i fix this????