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i promise xana the next question i ask will be about something utterly pointless, like how to take revenge on somebody who keeps plastering porn on all your electronics. you could call it a porny revenge.
but first i need a job. not in the 'eh sure would be nice to have pocket change' way but the 'if you dont get a fucking job ill make you regret being undead' kinda way. all desperate like. but im kinda limited by a number of things like
1) cant go out during the day or risk being caught in sunlight
2) no college education, dropped outta high school and got a ged though
3) legally dead and all so it aint like education really matters
4) technical skills bout 20 years outta date
5) cant pass a background check
6) gotta avoid folks who wanna kick the shit outta me so i cant go back to what i used to do
i dont even know where to start. i aint allowed to do no sex work so anything im actually good at is out the window.
what jobs would yall suggest?
ps 'no sex work' means stripping, hustling, homemade porn, and anything involving nipple tassels is outta the question. just to be clear and all.
but first i need a job. not in the 'eh sure would be nice to have pocket change' way but the 'if you dont get a fucking job ill make you regret being undead' kinda way. all desperate like. but im kinda limited by a number of things like
1) cant go out during the day or risk being caught in sunlight
2) no college education, dropped outta high school and got a ged though
3) legally dead and all so it aint like education really matters
4) technical skills bout 20 years outta date
5) cant pass a background check
6) gotta avoid folks who wanna kick the shit outta me so i cant go back to what i used to do
i dont even know where to start. i aint allowed to do no sex work so anything im actually good at is out the window.
what jobs would yall suggest?
ps 'no sex work' means stripping, hustling, homemade porn, and anything involving nipple tassels is outta the question. just to be clear and all.