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The United States Department of Homeland Security cordially invites you to a dinner and silent auction. The auction is a fundraiser to benefit the expanding Long Range Division, a unit dedicated to protecting the borders of both our country and our world.
The auction will take place in a couple of weeks' time, at a location yet to be determined due to security reasons. Should you RSVP, you will be contacted with further details. Many of the items available for auction are one of a kind artifacts from outer space or technological equipment that has been unseen by the public until now. Dress code is business attire.
If you have any item you would like to donate or have any questions, please reply to this text.
The auction will take place in a couple of weeks' time, at a location yet to be determined due to security reasons. Should you RSVP, you will be contacted with further details. Many of the items available for auction are one of a kind artifacts from outer space or technological equipment that has been unseen by the public until now. Dress code is business attire.
If you have any item you would like to donate or have any questions, please reply to this text.