Spike's days had taken on a fairly hum-drum rhythm: there was minding his business, minding the shop, and minding the Little Bit, and the real difference between the three was the presence of alcohol, demon ass to kick, and Dawn
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"Sunscreen," she adds brightly (Mabel likes dead people. Unless they start to chew on her). "And one of those old lady floppy hats that would just ruin that bleach blond look of yours, but at least nobody would be roasting weenies off the remains of your corpse."
This is not remotely threatening. It's just how she decides to be friendly.
"Ah, experimentation," she says approvingly. Not that he needs her approval. "I don't see a lot willing to do that. But the lot I see don't really think much in the same ways, I guess; vampires are different."
The lot that she chooses not to define at this moment.
Xanadu was an odd place. Sometimes it was filled with ghosts, sometimes it was devoid. Ghosts, she knew, tended to differ depending on who saw them. Just because her version was the most horrific one possible didn't mean that was how anyone else was going to see them.
But as her luck would have it, the dead that usually lurked around her seemed to be avoiding her today. It could be the vampire, maybe.
"Straight-up dead people," she says plainly. "I'm a paranormal investigator."
Spike looked faintly disbelieving that he was being compared, but he was reasonably patient in his explanation.
"It's a mistake to lump us in with the dead," he said. "I admit it's a bit confusin', what with the 'undead' thing, an' then there's your walking dead, but vampires ain't much like ghosts. We're as alive as anything."
"So are the dead," she says, simply. "They're just a different state of being. It ain't so much that you're different, but people expect y'all to be. Hell, I think vampires are more human than humans are. Guess you can call that being more alive."
"Well I don't know how that follows," Spike snorted. "An' if the dead are as alive as we are, then there's not much point in the distinction, is there?"
"So you stop smoking once you get out of direct sunlight, then, but you can still be out and about?"
Mabel Albans is not-quite-alive, very-slightly-dead. She does not smell good to eat. Her blood tastes awful, and she's had testimony on that.
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"Seems like," he said casually. "If I knew I was goin' on a picnic, wouldn've brought a blanket."
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This is not remotely threatening. It's just how she decides to be friendly.
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"Been around the block a bit," he said. "Sunscreen doesn't work, 've tried. An' an old blanket works better than a... bonnet."
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The lot that she chooses not to define at this moment.
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But as her luck would have it, the dead that usually lurked around her seemed to be avoiding her today. It could be the vampire, maybe.
"Straight-up dead people," she says plainly. "I'm a paranormal investigator."
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"It's a mistake to lump us in with the dead," he said. "I admit it's a bit confusin', what with the 'undead' thing, an' then there's your walking dead, but vampires ain't much like ghosts. We're as alive as anything."
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"So are the dead," she says, simply. "They're just a different state of being. It ain't so much that you're different, but people expect y'all to be. Hell, I think vampires are more human than humans are. Guess you can call that being more alive."
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