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She gives a little wave before she addresses... well. Anyone who may be out there, really, lurking about the amphitheatre or otherwise able to answer.
"So. I've decided the best way to deal with being in this place is to have a good, stiff drink or seven. But you know how it goes, right? The kinds of places where you, like, get a good stiff drink or seven are always totally full of other people also getting their drink on. And things get sloppy and awkward passes are made and... well... I'm a bit rusty in that department, okay? And I don't want to offend somebody by being all '...what' when they throw out a line, so I need to prepare myself.
In short: lay your best and worst pickup lines on me, so I know what I'm in for when I find a place to get the aforementioned drink or seven."
"So. I've decided the best way to deal with being in this place is to have a good, stiff drink or seven. But you know how it goes, right? The kinds of places where you, like, get a good stiff drink or seven are always totally full of other people also getting their drink on. And things get sloppy and awkward passes are made and... well... I'm a bit rusty in that department, okay? And I don't want to offend somebody by being all '...what' when they throw out a line, so I need to prepare myself.
In short: lay your best and worst pickup lines on me, so I know what I'm in for when I find a place to get the aforementioned drink or seven."