text ✈ tell me that you'll wait for me
hello, internet! i am in desperate need of your assistance. the situation is thus. you have:
- 2.5 months of freedom before life as you know it changes forever - and not in a fun way, in a way that makes watching paint dry look like cirque du soleil
- 1 duffel bag containing literally everything you intend to take with you into your new life, sadly without the benefit of hammerspace
- $2000 cash, give or take what you can get selling whichever belongings you decide to part with
- 1 ferrari 612 scaglietti that you could theoretically also sell if you were the kind of terrible human being who lets a perfectly good ferrari go to waste
- 1 girlfriend, who should not be considered 'a thing you have' with any implication of ownership unless you'd rather (deservedly) not have, but who may play a part in any potential escape
- a starting point of new york city, usa