A little crazy ASS afternoon story......
So this afternoon I went to the YMCA to get in my usual swim workout in the YMCA pool and something odd happened. Now this is the YMCA, so the usual meat-head fight in the weight room, old women passing out on the pilates class, or kid puking in the pool is an everyday occurance, but hey we all know that it is indeed still fun to stay at the YMCA.
So back on track.... I finish my mile swim and jump out the pool to go grab my towel and I notice two female lifeguards are walking behind me. At this point im still wearing my Nike jammer (its like a pair of biking shorts you swim in). Then as I pass near the mirrored windows i realize that one of the girls is pointing right at my ass and commenting to the other one and the other one looks down at my ass and just says "nice". Now at first I was a little taken with ths situation, but now I dont know what to think.
I called my best friend and told her the story, because at first i simply thought the girls may have been making fun of the lack or quality of my ass, but then my best friend proceeds to tell me...."no, they probable really thought you had a nice ass" Why is that I asked Linsey? "BEcause you have a nice ass Stephen" So now i realize my best friend has been taking tabs on my ass for who knows how long.
Should this be taken as a complement? Should it not be taken as a complement due to the fact that the lifeguards were prolly like 17 or 18 years old? They didnt realize I saw them so it was innocent but now I cant swim a lap without thinking that maybe these two lifeguards will be checking me out during my workout? Im' not trying to sound cocky or brag...i just want a ruling here?
Thoughts?
So back on track.... I finish my mile swim and jump out the pool to go grab my towel and I notice two female lifeguards are walking behind me. At this point im still wearing my Nike jammer (its like a pair of biking shorts you swim in). Then as I pass near the mirrored windows i realize that one of the girls is pointing right at my ass and commenting to the other one and the other one looks down at my ass and just says "nice". Now at first I was a little taken with ths situation, but now I dont know what to think.
I called my best friend and told her the story, because at first i simply thought the girls may have been making fun of the lack or quality of my ass, but then my best friend proceeds to tell me...."no, they probable really thought you had a nice ass" Why is that I asked Linsey? "BEcause you have a nice ass Stephen" So now i realize my best friend has been taking tabs on my ass for who knows how long.
Should this be taken as a complement? Should it not be taken as a complement due to the fact that the lifeguards were prolly like 17 or 18 years old? They didnt realize I saw them so it was innocent but now I cant swim a lap without thinking that maybe these two lifeguards will be checking me out during my workout? Im' not trying to sound cocky or brag...i just want a ruling here?
Thoughts?