..fuck you patriots!!!..

Feb 07, 2005 10:49

FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!

But here is a convo b/t my little brother and I, well he's 18 but he's still little. And he's like 2 or 3 inches taller, but I can still take him.

Illmatic948: yooo
xforthegirls: yo wha's up
Illmatic948: get this man...I was over in Henrico
xforthegirls: ok
Illmatic948: and...i was with two of my friends
Illmatic948: it's like 9p.m
Illmatic948: and we are gettin ready to head back over to the field
xforthegirls: aiight
Illmatic948: but..this jeep..full of girls passes us...and my friend is like follow them!!
Illmatic948: so im like bahh alright
Illmatic948: thinkin it'd be a waste
xforthegirls: haha
xforthegirls: yeah
Illmatic948: so..they turn into a gas station
Illmatic948: and i dont see them...my friend is like where you goin man! i was like im followin them..then he said man they turned back there!!
xforthegirls: haha
Illmatic948: so i was like crap..pull the ebrake...uturn around the corner
Illmatic948: tires screamin
Illmatic948: it was hot
xforthegirls: hahaha
Illmatic948: so we get to the gas station
Illmatic948: and i pull in front of the jeep
Illmatic948: and dude...i see 3 of the hottest girls ive ever seen around here inside
xforthegirls: haha
xforthegirls: niiiiice
Illmatic948 : and so im lookin..they look back
xforthegirls: then they hop out and are like "we're so horny!"
Illmatic948: and i do the double take as i walk in the gas station..just to let them know..ya im lookin
xforthegirls: that's my boy!
Illmatic948: so i get inside..and these 2 other girls!! that got out the jeep are like hey whats up
Illmatic948: and im like SCOREEE
Illmatic948: so we are talkin
xforthegirls: nice man
Illmatic948: they go to St. Gertrudes or somethin
Illmatic948: soo hot
Illmatic948: so..we are talkin
Illmatic948: they leave...then we leave
Illmatic948: before they leave
Illmatic948: im like man...i cannot pass this up
Illmatic948: so when they pull off
Illmatic948: all 5 of them wave to me
Illmatic948: and im like wait come back
Illmatic948: so they came back!
xforthegirls: this is unreal
Illmatic948: all their numbers bia
xforthegirls: i hate you
Illmatic948: mine
xforthegirls: niiiice
xforthegirls: well did you tell them about your hot older brother nigga!

My brother rules!
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