Invasion of the Cyber Sluts
Okay, folks, I like MySpace. It's a lot of fun. With one exception. Get this...Every time I get a friend request on MySpace, it's from some skanky, disgusting porn star-type slut who's only there for sex. What the hell? I got a friend request from some cunt who wrote something to the effect of "I want to get laid. How about you?" Now don't get me wrong. I love sex as much as the next guy, but that's not why I'm on MySpace. I was hoping to meet some cool people, Goths 'n such. No luck. Just those nasty raunchy revolting twats who give their names as crap like "Queen of Cum." I don't wanna look at that. If I wanted sex, I'm not looking for it on the Internet. Why would I want some cyber-nut to play with my cyber-nuts? I could go to a club, a bar, or even the damn personals in the newspaper. But chances are, those cyber-cunts are living ten zillion miles away. I ain't into cybersex. It bores me. Besides, I don't get any kind of masturbatory thrill by looking at some twat's twat. Take some tasteful photos and I might express interest. Stop talking like a porn star. But fuck no! I love to swear, I love to bitch 'n moan, but I don't want those cooze-queens writing me. My colorful vocabulary has nothing whatsoever to do with my choices in the sexual world. Go away, cyber-bitches. Don't y'all wish that something scary but not sexual would show up? Then again, this shit IS scary AND sexual.
It's fucking cyber porn and isn't that shit supposed to be prohibited? Doesn't MySpace say "Tasteful" photos only? I guess the cyber sluts' idea of tasteful is a picture of a huge hot fudge sundae. But it'd have a nasty dildo sticking out of it. Take it away, girls. Get rid of it. I'm not getting hard by looking at your disgusting photos and profiles. I have more class than that. My tastes are more sophisticated. If any of you cyber cunts are reading this, GOOD. You'll get some idea that not every guy out there is a tacky horny pig. I don't know how you can get off on deleting your dignity and compromising your class. You bitches are a fucking disease. I hope you all are denied every sexual pleasure that is on your minds, and I hope you all die slowly and sexlessly. Get some breast cancer and be forced into a bilateral mastectomy. Get some fibromialgia and be in so much pain that you cannot move. Go blind. Get some cervical and ovarian cancer and have to have a complete hysterectomy, with the works. Your dignity is in the toilet and I am NOT impressed. Go away and leave me the fuck alone. Let me fantasize about some decent, beautiful women who don't have to parade their genitals all over the Web. You're grossing me out with all your rude rauchiness. Just go die.
It's fucking cyber porn and isn't that shit supposed to be prohibited? Doesn't MySpace say "Tasteful" photos only? I guess the cyber sluts' idea of tasteful is a picture of a huge hot fudge sundae. But it'd have a nasty dildo sticking out of it. Take it away, girls. Get rid of it. I'm not getting hard by looking at your disgusting photos and profiles. I have more class than that. My tastes are more sophisticated. If any of you cyber cunts are reading this, GOOD. You'll get some idea that not every guy out there is a tacky horny pig. I don't know how you can get off on deleting your dignity and compromising your class. You bitches are a fucking disease. I hope you all are denied every sexual pleasure that is on your minds, and I hope you all die slowly and sexlessly. Get some breast cancer and be forced into a bilateral mastectomy. Get some fibromialgia and be in so much pain that you cannot move. Go blind. Get some cervical and ovarian cancer and have to have a complete hysterectomy, with the works. Your dignity is in the toilet and I am NOT impressed. Go away and leave me the fuck alone. Let me fantasize about some decent, beautiful women who don't have to parade their genitals all over the Web. You're grossing me out with all your rude rauchiness. Just go die.