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So I just gathered up all my strength and made a trip out to the bookstore to get the next book in my Dungeons and Dragons (Game of teh Devil Edition®) series, Dragons of a Fallen Sun... My oh my what an adventure...
I was waiting in line to pay and this kid ran up with some toy, (I didn't know they sold action figures at Books-A-Million.) His gramma was yelling at the top of her lungs that she wasnt gonna buy him a "toy of satan". "He is going to read The Blessings of the Lord!!" and he started crying and the lady was all like, "What would Jesus do? Would HE cry??" So then he was freaking out, she was freaking out, and his mother (were all freaking out and then the all got down on their knees in a circle and started to pray together and then hugged and forgave each other. Then the kid took the book and stepped in front of me in line. The gramma freaked out again yelling for him to wait, and I said "That's ok, I don't mind." "Well I mind! He has to wait!!" So then I was like "ok" and went to pay for my book. Then the kid came up to me and was all "I'm sorry mister..." and then said sorry again and she was like "One sorry is enough.. blah blah blah.. don't bother the nice man anymore." Then I got my book and started to walk out, and I guess the lady noticed what my book was, (In actuality I had bought several copies of the Satanic Bible meaning to distribute them at the local pre-school... or at least thats what she made my purchase out to be.) She went off about how "you're going to rot in hell because you're reading about about satanic creatures" and how "she was going to have to repent for making her grandson apoligize to a Satanist"... I just looked at her, laughed, made some "satanic hand motions", whispered the words to my 5th level Dark Cleric Magic Circle Against Good spell that I had prepared for the day, and walked out of the store. She was helpless to stop me... MUA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!!!!
EVIL SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**EDIT** - Somehow I think the boys from Rotfest would be proud... *beams*
I was waiting in line to pay and this kid ran up with some toy, (I didn't know they sold action figures at Books-A-Million.) His gramma was yelling at the top of her lungs that she wasnt gonna buy him a "toy of satan". "He is going to read The Blessings of the Lord!!" and he started crying and the lady was all like, "What would Jesus do? Would HE cry??" So then he was freaking out, she was freaking out, and his mother (were all freaking out and then the all got down on their knees in a circle and started to pray together and then hugged and forgave each other. Then the kid took the book and stepped in front of me in line. The gramma freaked out again yelling for him to wait, and I said "That's ok, I don't mind." "Well I mind! He has to wait!!" So then I was like "ok" and went to pay for my book. Then the kid came up to me and was all "I'm sorry mister..." and then said sorry again and she was like "One sorry is enough.. blah blah blah.. don't bother the nice man anymore." Then I got my book and started to walk out, and I guess the lady noticed what my book was, (In actuality I had bought several copies of the Satanic Bible meaning to distribute them at the local pre-school... or at least thats what she made my purchase out to be.) She went off about how "you're going to rot in hell because you're reading about about satanic creatures" and how "she was going to have to repent for making her grandson apoligize to a Satanist"... I just looked at her, laughed, made some "satanic hand motions", whispered the words to my 5th level Dark Cleric Magic Circle Against Good spell that I had prepared for the day, and walked out of the store. She was helpless to stop me... MUA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!!!!
EVIL SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**EDIT** - Somehow I think the boys from Rotfest would be proud... *beams*