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[xallegedlyx]

If I were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be mid-morning.

If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be an orca.

If I were a direction, I’d be North.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Lamp.

If I were a liquid, I’d be lemon soda.

If I were a tree, I’d be an Aspen.

If I were a flower, I’d be a Daffodil.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Sunny, but cold.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Harp.

If I were a color, I’d be Yellow.

If I were an emotion, I’d be silliness.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a Pear.

If I were a sound, I’d be the snowfall.

If I were an element, I’d be Earth.

If I were a car, I’d be a golf cart.

If I were a food, I’d be peanut butter.

If I were a place, I’d be a mountain.

If I were a taste, I’d be sour.

If I were a scent, I’d be grass.

If I were an object, I’d be a sweater.

If I were a body part, I’d be a Heart.

If I were a song, I’d be Hey Jude.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be just socks.