To Death!
To Death,
This year I would like a new bike, maybe even a new game system. I would also like it, if you would stop touching me when we are standing in line, that really bugs me, and since this is the second time I have told you Death, I would like it if you would listen.
I know it's your job to bring all the boys and girls toys soon, but still, toys don't mean you can be a douche bag and bug people. Quit following them around and waiting for things to happen, I have a bat to hit you with fucker! So you better start listening!
Can you also remember to bring home a salad later tonight, us poor children are starving... :(
Asshole...
Your children,
Scott & Jeff
This year I would like a new bike, maybe even a new game system. I would also like it, if you would stop touching me when we are standing in line, that really bugs me, and since this is the second time I have told you Death, I would like it if you would listen.
I know it's your job to bring all the boys and girls toys soon, but still, toys don't mean you can be a douche bag and bug people. Quit following them around and waiting for things to happen, I have a bat to hit you with fucker! So you better start listening!
Can you also remember to bring home a salad later tonight, us poor children are starving... :(
Asshole...
Your children,
Scott & Jeff