old people rock my world
weeeeee....what a day...hanging out with old people is my new favorite hobby. so today i went with alex and dustin to the va hospital to get them people over to the altamont fair. it was mighty exciting. i got assigned the coolest guy ever. his name is leo and he's the pimp daddy of the hospital. he made my day. i can't remember how many times he commented on girls asses in spanish and german. he also felt the need to tell me that his 14 year old niece has bigger boobs than i do. i liked how he made fun of every single person...some guy walked onto the elevator and was like hey you fat tub of lard! good times right there. he beat alex's old man because his guy crapped on himself and made alex pull up his pants. that's almost as funny as when the crazy old guy wade freaked out. when we got there they didn't have our food ready and he started swearing at everyone saying that they fucking can't do anything right...he gets to the fucking fair and they don't even have his god damned food...all they'll be able to do is eat...go all that fucking way to eat and go home...what's with that shit? then he just got up and walked away...so they had to send out people to search for him. so that was my super exciting day. hanging out with lots of old men and carnies. it doesn't get much better than that. maybe if my mom had let me sleepover with alex and dustin...then it probably would have been better. oh well...next time.