Sparky Bingo: Lorne
Title: Anything But...
Pairing: John/Elizabeth
Rating: M
Spoilers: None.
Genre: Smutty humour
Warning: Adult situations and language
Length: 572 words
Summary: There are some things a second in Command should never see...
Disclaimer: Unfortunately not mine, just borrowing from the great SGA universe because I love them so much! :-)
Author's Note: This was written for my Sparktober Bingo card for the pompt Lorne. It's also my first time attempting anything remotely smutty like this so I'm really hoping you guys like it! Also, huge thanks to lone_pyramid for beta-ing this one for me! *hugs*
Anything But...
“Where is he?” Rodney whined as he shoved a handful of popcorn in his mouth.
“He’ll be here, McKay,” Lorne reassured him good-naturedly, although his humour on the subject was starting to wane.
“But it’s already ten past!” Rodney piped up again; his voice was really starting to grate on Lorne’s nerves. “And why isn’t he answering his radio?”
Evan heaved a great sigh and got up. “I’ll go find out what’s taking him so long.”
“Good. And tell him to bring his stash of popcorn as compensation!” Rodney’s voice followed him out into the corridor and he smiled at the scientist’s thought processes.
Luckily, the colonel’s quarters were only one level up and down the corridor from the nearest transporter, so it didn’t take long for him to reach them. Upon arrival he knocked on the door and waited for his commander to call him in or answer the door. He heard Sheppard’s answering “Yes!” and opened the door to enter, expecting his commanding officer to be nearly completely ready.
Major Lorne in fact walked in to find his commanding officer completely ready, but not for movie night. Evan was frozen to the spot as he saw a naked Colonel Sheppard kneeling over the back of a very naked Dr Weir and they were both having a very good time. Actually, John was buried deeply inside Elizabeth as they both climaxed. Sheppard barked a shout into her shoulder as she desperately pressed her hips back against his while she trembled and gasped for air. She was still moving after he had stilled, whimpering and crying out as she shook, grasping at anything she could find; his arms, the bed sheets, pillows. John leant up on his arms, his dog tags brushing along her back, and pressed into her a bit further which made her writhing and gasping intensify. She seemed almost desperate in her search to stretch out her orgasm, and apparently that move was all she needed as her breath caught in her throat and she all but flailed beneath him. He caught Sheppard’s tired-looking smirk at her reaction and couldn’t help a small smile of his own.
Unfortunately, that was when Sheppard spotted him in the doorway and a look of pure horror replaced the smug satisfaction that had been there moments before. “Oh fuck!”
“Oh my God, John! That was amazing!” Elizabeth murmured with a completely blissed-out expression on her face. “Mmm…John?” She pushed her hair back from her eyes to try and look back at him, but instead, her eyes caught on the figure of Evan Lorne, still stood frozen in the doorway.
All three stared at each other in shock before John made a grab for the bed sheet to cover them. Lorne quickly apologised, shut the door, and quickly walked back to the rec room. He sat back down next to Rodney, who had been distracted by showing Ronon how to play MarioKart on the Wii.
“Oh, there you are! Did you find him?” Rodney asked, barging Ronon off the track.
“Uhh…yeah, yeah I did,” Evan replied, still feeling dazed.
“Well? Is he coming?”
“He was…” Evan shook his head to try to rid himself of the image now burned into his memory.
“And now?”
“I’d rather not think about that, to be honest,” he replied, sinking back into the couch with a sigh and ignoring Rodney’s confused look before Ronon blue shelled him.
Thanks for reading! I would really appreciate feedback, what with it being my first pr0ny fic :-)
luv
K
Pairing: John/Elizabeth
Rating: M
Spoilers: None.
Genre: Smutty humour
Warning: Adult situations and language
Length: 572 words
Summary: There are some things a second in Command should never see...
Disclaimer: Unfortunately not mine, just borrowing from the great SGA universe because I love them so much! :-)
Author's Note: This was written for my Sparktober Bingo card for the pompt Lorne. It's also my first time attempting anything remotely smutty like this so I'm really hoping you guys like it! Also, huge thanks to lone_pyramid for beta-ing this one for me! *hugs*
Anything But...
“Where is he?” Rodney whined as he shoved a handful of popcorn in his mouth.
“He’ll be here, McKay,” Lorne reassured him good-naturedly, although his humour on the subject was starting to wane.
“But it’s already ten past!” Rodney piped up again; his voice was really starting to grate on Lorne’s nerves. “And why isn’t he answering his radio?”
Evan heaved a great sigh and got up. “I’ll go find out what’s taking him so long.”
“Good. And tell him to bring his stash of popcorn as compensation!” Rodney’s voice followed him out into the corridor and he smiled at the scientist’s thought processes.
Luckily, the colonel’s quarters were only one level up and down the corridor from the nearest transporter, so it didn’t take long for him to reach them. Upon arrival he knocked on the door and waited for his commander to call him in or answer the door. He heard Sheppard’s answering “Yes!” and opened the door to enter, expecting his commanding officer to be nearly completely ready.
Major Lorne in fact walked in to find his commanding officer completely ready, but not for movie night. Evan was frozen to the spot as he saw a naked Colonel Sheppard kneeling over the back of a very naked Dr Weir and they were both having a very good time. Actually, John was buried deeply inside Elizabeth as they both climaxed. Sheppard barked a shout into her shoulder as she desperately pressed her hips back against his while she trembled and gasped for air. She was still moving after he had stilled, whimpering and crying out as she shook, grasping at anything she could find; his arms, the bed sheets, pillows. John leant up on his arms, his dog tags brushing along her back, and pressed into her a bit further which made her writhing and gasping intensify. She seemed almost desperate in her search to stretch out her orgasm, and apparently that move was all she needed as her breath caught in her throat and she all but flailed beneath him. He caught Sheppard’s tired-looking smirk at her reaction and couldn’t help a small smile of his own.
Unfortunately, that was when Sheppard spotted him in the doorway and a look of pure horror replaced the smug satisfaction that had been there moments before. “Oh fuck!”
“Oh my God, John! That was amazing!” Elizabeth murmured with a completely blissed-out expression on her face. “Mmm…John?” She pushed her hair back from her eyes to try and look back at him, but instead, her eyes caught on the figure of Evan Lorne, still stood frozen in the doorway.
All three stared at each other in shock before John made a grab for the bed sheet to cover them. Lorne quickly apologised, shut the door, and quickly walked back to the rec room. He sat back down next to Rodney, who had been distracted by showing Ronon how to play MarioKart on the Wii.
“Oh, there you are! Did you find him?” Rodney asked, barging Ronon off the track.
“Uhh…yeah, yeah I did,” Evan replied, still feeling dazed.
“Well? Is he coming?”
“He was…” Evan shook his head to try to rid himself of the image now burned into his memory.
“And now?”
“I’d rather not think about that, to be honest,” he replied, sinking back into the couch with a sigh and ignoring Rodney’s confused look before Ronon blue shelled him.
Thanks for reading! I would really appreciate feedback, what with it being my first pr0ny fic :-)
luv
K