Time to update!

Mar 28, 2006 23:03

Well, let's see.... Ok, first subject: grades. To be brief, I'm ashamed of myself. 3 A's granted... but also 2 D's and a C. I expect much higher of myself, as do my parents... my dad is going to castrate me when he sees my report card, so I'm not looking forward to that. I'm hoping to make him a deal that I can keep my testicles until my prgress report, and permanantly if my grades improve, so we'll see how that goes.

Next subject: FFXI (for those of you interested in the game only). Things are going quite well. I was accepted into JuggernautBlack, and I'm also level 70 now. I completed ZM13, so I have sky access, and also hit rank 10 San D'Oria. I'm in kind of a gil crunch right now, which bites because I have to expensive pieces of gear I need to buy.

I also want to thank those of you who have wished my grandmother well. She is still alive and is in rehab, and I think all your prayers helped. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart, and please continue to send your good wishes for her.

So, I'll leave you today with some of sarge's best quotes. (RvB fans unite!)
"Good golly miss molly!"
"Great Caesar's toast!"
"Samson's backhair!"
"Why those cunning blue jackals, does their treachery know no bounds?!"
"I object to that statement! And I also sustain my own objection!"
"Who's gonna help me eat all this ice cream I found!?"
"You just got sarged!"
"What in betty's bloomers is on the radio now?! It sounds like the feral cry of a retarded mexican sasquatch!"
"My first plan is that we all line up in a single-file line and charge straight at the base, screaming at the top of our lungs! The enemy will be so flabbergasted, that by the time they realize what's going on, we'll already be inside!"
"Alright, then my second plan... using parts from the warthog, we make what i like to call... 'the Grif Cannon'. Utilizing the grif cannon, we make a grif sized hole in the wall... or paint it a very disgusting color..."
"Once when I was a small boy, a man who claimed to be my uncle did this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me to this very day..."
"Hey grif! 'Chupathingy'! how about that?! I like it... it's got a ring to it!"

Ok... so that was alot, but he has alot of great quotes
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