The operation in which the machine becomes the beast
ok so him and the dwarves are all like ROCK ON LET'S GO ALRIGHT so they go to somewhere, they keep walking and some shit happens, don't ask me, thye go to rivendell which is some river town that later gets its shit ruined by the dragon but anyway they meet this guy named elrond who reads their map and is like "whoa guys these runes are wicked cool" and he tells them about a secret passage and shit, and so then like they go on or something, and uh, let's skip the part i don't remember, now we meet this weird fucker named gollum who looks like an anorexic guy except alot worse, anyway he and bilbo have a riddle match and bilbo wins i guess, there's this ring that gollum has that bilbo finds and the ring makes whoever wears it invisible, so gollum wants his ring back cause it's his precious and he starts chasing biblo and bilbo's like 'nigga please' and puts the ring on and runs like hell and i guess he gets outta there...
Yeah, didn't I say I suck at summaries? :D
Yeah, didn't I say I suck at summaries? :D