It's okay, PJ. Some day in the distant future you'll experience the joy of puberty and your testicles will finally drop. Then you'll be able to call yourself a "big boy" and may actually be trusted to cut your own meat!
It's okay. You hate beer because beer sucks. Next time someone offers you a bottle, man up and knock it back...then when it's empty, piss in it. And you can have huge balls and be like, "Well, I drank your piss-water? How about you drink some of mine now?"
Or just tell people to fuck off. Beer sucks, like I said before.
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Or just tell people to fuck off. Beer sucks, like I said before.
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