Beyond Boredom

Mar 26, 2005 07:12

I'm sooooooo bored. I've been at the front desk since four this morning and will be here until nine. Then I have to quickly take a shower, finish packing, and be out of the dorms by ten before I begin a three and half hour drive (assuming there's no traffic) for home. This is going to be fun.
I've downloaded some music and made like two cds. One of them has a bunch of stuff on there that I'm not too familiar with but sounded good enough to put on a cd. Then I made another cd that I think is pretty awesome; it's basically alternative music going on. The other cd has indy with a touch of punk and rock. I found an awesome song by Primus called "detachable penis". Primus is an awesome band but I've never heard this song before until this morning... its funny and I totally recomend it for people. The title says everything.... yeah, so thats my little warning.
I'm so excited about going home, except for the drive of course, but other than I can't wait. Yeah, so boredom mixed with eagerness is not a good thing. I feel like running a few miles right now, and if you don't know already, I hate running.
Oh jeez.... I have like an hour and a half to waste up here. Hmmm perhaps its story time. Yay story time! Okay here it goes:
Once there was this guy. He was married with kids and in his later years of life he found that he began to lack in bed. So hed decided to see a doctor for a cure. This guy tells the doc, "Doc I just can't get it up in bed anymore, can you help me out?" The doc then says, "Of course I can, just take this pill once a day." So the guy takes it once a day and later returns to the doc. "That pill was good but do you have any thing better?" "Yeah, here is a higher dosage and instead of taking one, take two a day." So the guy goes home again and takes the pill. He then goes back to the doctor again and claims that the pills worked wonders but just didn't last long enough. So the doctor gives him a different pill and of course the dude goes home and takes it. The next visit to the doctor was from the guy's son and he said, "what did you give my father?" the doc replies, "why, is there something wrong?" "my mother is dead, my sister is pregnant, my ass hurts, and I left my father outside saying, "here kitty, kitty, kitty"
haha
Okay so that was a joke and not really a story, but hey it passed some time. I heard that joke in elementary school, isn't that sad.
Alright... I'm going to see what else I can get myself into. Hope everyone has a wonderful spring break and an awesome Easter!
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