I love old asian ladies.
Most awesome bus ride ever. There was an old asian lady and what I'm assuming to be her son. I'm also assuming it was her first time in the states because she was really taken back and excited by the subcultures. There was a punk kid on the bus and she gets really excite and says "Oh wow! You must be a punk rocker, you guys are cool." Her son calms her down saying something along the lines of she just shouldn't talk to random people like that. But both the punk guy and myself let her know it's ok and the punk guy tells her son he should let her have fun. So then she looks at me and goes"Ooooh you must be a emo!" There's a bunch of pastel polo popped collar guys sitting close to use and they're just dying laughing at htis point. The she turns to them and goes. "Oh you guys must be douche-a-bags." At that point everyone in ear shot laughs almost to the point of tears. I'm pretty sure it was the funniest moment of my life.