man, it's been like fOREVER since i'v done this...anyone if reading this REPLY!!!
The Incestical Adventures of Kagerou and Kairyuu
Thanks to Ryuuza I've found a mad libs machine that I love...
Here's the result:
The Orgasmic Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Kairyuu and Kagerou went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Kairyuu hit Kagerou in his wenis with a big floaty iceball. It hurt a lot, but Kairyuu kissed it impatiently and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really nifty snow man!" Kairyuu said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Kagerou said. "That would be more squishy and politically correct."
"I know," Kairyuu said. "We can make a snow fish. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up huskily and made a bloody snow fish. Kairyuu put on a pickle for the lip. The fish was almost as big as Kagerou.
"It looks cubed," Kairyuu said hotly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Kagerou said and held up a red spoon. "I found this on the floor." He put the spoon onto the fish's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fish, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl "stupid is as stupid does."
Kagerou screamed darkly and ran but the snow fish chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fish jerked him excitedly.
"Nobody does that to my little Jumpy Spider," Kairyuu screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fish through the tongue. It fell down and Kairyuu kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Kagerou said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The spoon lay in the yard until a wet child picked it up and took it home.
^.^;;
And NO! That's not all!
The Battle For The Pie
Between the sheets, Kagerou tugged his pie. He had been busy with the pie for hours and now wanted nothing more than a bouncy cuddle or a toast-y massage from his lover Kairyuu.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his firm Kairyuu appeared at the door, grinning bouncily.
"Put down the pie," Kairyuu said painfully. "Unless you want me to poke that pie on your throat."
Kagerou put down the pie. He was fuzzy. He had never seen Kairyuu so goopy before and it made him squishy.
Kairyuu picked up the pie, then withdrew a PIE from his mouth. "Don't be so fuzzy," Kairyuu said with a goopy grimace. "A panda bit my stomach this morning, and everything became spikey. Now with this pie and this PIE I can painfully rule the world!"
Kagerou clutched his nifty stomach huskily. This was his lover, his firm Kairyuu, now staring at him with a goopy mouth.
"Fight it!" Kagerou shouted. "The panda just wants the pie for his own firm devices! He doesn't love you, not the bouncy way I do!"
Kagerou could see Kairyuu trembling huskily. Kagerou reached out his mouth and touched Kairyuu's throat painfully. He was firm, so firm, but he knew only his nifty love for Kairyuu would break the panda's spell.
Sure enough, Kairyuu dropped the pie with a thunk. "Oh, Kagerou," he squealed. "I'm so bouncy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Kagerou had already moved between the sheets. Expect the unexpected, he pressed his mouth into Kairyuu's throat. And as they fell together in a spikey fit of love, the pie lay on the floor, squishy and forgotten.
yeh.... that one ALSO made little sense. And only Nezu knows why I only wrote in pie is a noun*hmphs*
Kagerou and Kairyuu
by William Shakespeare
Enter Kagerou
Kairyuu appears above at a window
Kagerou:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the pie, and Kairyuu is the plushy.
Arise, slippery plushy, and grope the warm spiderman.
See, how he leans his ear upon his claw!
O, that I were a glove upon that claw,
That I might touch that ear!
Kairyuu:
O Kagerou, Kagerou! wherefore art thou Kagerou?
What's in a name? That which we call a bottom lip
By any other name would smell as fuzzy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "there's such a sad love deep in your eyes a kind of pale jewel..."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sticky.
Kagerou:
Swain, by yonder warm spiderman I swear
That tips in you eyes the drippy lubricant--
Kairyuu:
O, swear not by the spiderman, the sleek spiderman,
That tiredly changes in its smooth orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise smooth.
Sweet, shiny night! A thousand times shiny night!
Parting is such yummy sorrow,
That I shall say shiny night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Kagerou:
Sleep dwell upon thine ear, peace in thy claw!
Would I were sleep and peace, so cruely to rest!
sadistically will I to my slippery bottom lip's cell,
Its help to grope, and my fuzzy bottom lip to tell.
dear god. Ok fine I'm done nowXD
Thanks to Ryuuza I've found a mad libs machine that I love...
Here's the result:
The Orgasmic Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Kairyuu and Kagerou went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Kairyuu hit Kagerou in his wenis with a big floaty iceball. It hurt a lot, but Kairyuu kissed it impatiently and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really nifty snow man!" Kairyuu said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Kagerou said. "That would be more squishy and politically correct."
"I know," Kairyuu said. "We can make a snow fish. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up huskily and made a bloody snow fish. Kairyuu put on a pickle for the lip. The fish was almost as big as Kagerou.
"It looks cubed," Kairyuu said hotly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Kagerou said and held up a red spoon. "I found this on the floor." He put the spoon onto the fish's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fish, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl "stupid is as stupid does."
Kagerou screamed darkly and ran but the snow fish chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fish jerked him excitedly.
"Nobody does that to my little Jumpy Spider," Kairyuu screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fish through the tongue. It fell down and Kairyuu kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Kagerou said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The spoon lay in the yard until a wet child picked it up and took it home.
^.^;;
And NO! That's not all!
The Battle For The Pie
Between the sheets, Kagerou tugged his pie. He had been busy with the pie for hours and now wanted nothing more than a bouncy cuddle or a toast-y massage from his lover Kairyuu.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his firm Kairyuu appeared at the door, grinning bouncily.
"Put down the pie," Kairyuu said painfully. "Unless you want me to poke that pie on your throat."
Kagerou put down the pie. He was fuzzy. He had never seen Kairyuu so goopy before and it made him squishy.
Kairyuu picked up the pie, then withdrew a PIE from his mouth. "Don't be so fuzzy," Kairyuu said with a goopy grimace. "A panda bit my stomach this morning, and everything became spikey. Now with this pie and this PIE I can painfully rule the world!"
Kagerou clutched his nifty stomach huskily. This was his lover, his firm Kairyuu, now staring at him with a goopy mouth.
"Fight it!" Kagerou shouted. "The panda just wants the pie for his own firm devices! He doesn't love you, not the bouncy way I do!"
Kagerou could see Kairyuu trembling huskily. Kagerou reached out his mouth and touched Kairyuu's throat painfully. He was firm, so firm, but he knew only his nifty love for Kairyuu would break the panda's spell.
Sure enough, Kairyuu dropped the pie with a thunk. "Oh, Kagerou," he squealed. "I'm so bouncy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Kagerou had already moved between the sheets. Expect the unexpected, he pressed his mouth into Kairyuu's throat. And as they fell together in a spikey fit of love, the pie lay on the floor, squishy and forgotten.
yeh.... that one ALSO made little sense. And only Nezu knows why I only wrote in pie is a noun*hmphs*
Kagerou and Kairyuu
by William Shakespeare
Enter Kagerou
Kairyuu appears above at a window
Kagerou:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the pie, and Kairyuu is the plushy.
Arise, slippery plushy, and grope the warm spiderman.
See, how he leans his ear upon his claw!
O, that I were a glove upon that claw,
That I might touch that ear!
Kairyuu:
O Kagerou, Kagerou! wherefore art thou Kagerou?
What's in a name? That which we call a bottom lip
By any other name would smell as fuzzy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "there's such a sad love deep in your eyes a kind of pale jewel..."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sticky.
Kagerou:
Swain, by yonder warm spiderman I swear
That tips in you eyes the drippy lubricant--
Kairyuu:
O, swear not by the spiderman, the sleek spiderman,
That tiredly changes in its smooth orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise smooth.
Sweet, shiny night! A thousand times shiny night!
Parting is such yummy sorrow,
That I shall say shiny night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Kagerou:
Sleep dwell upon thine ear, peace in thy claw!
Would I were sleep and peace, so cruely to rest!
sadistically will I to my slippery bottom lip's cell,
Its help to grope, and my fuzzy bottom lip to tell.
dear god. Ok fine I'm done nowXD