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[x_xwhyme]

Since Lambo's been bugging me about it for about two hours now, I might as well ask:

Anyone here happened to, uh, steal his bazooka?

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[imnotamommasboy]

There was a...bazooka...just lying around for somebody to steal?

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I'm intrigued.

[x_xwhyme]

It's a special bazooka! It turns you into yourself from ten years in the future for five minutes. It can't really harm anyone!

[imnotamommasboy]

If it's that useless, then why would anybody bother to steal it?

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What if you're dead ten years in the future? What happens then?

[x_xwhyme]

It's not useless. Some people get a lot stronger in ten years.

...I... don't know?

[imnotamommasboy]

Then all you have to do is stall for five minutes.

You should experiment.

[x_xwhyme]

Then you can shoot yourself again.

Why would I?!

[imnotamommasboy]

Can you run out of projectiles? Or is it just magic based?

Curiosity.

[x_xwhyme]

Err, I don't know if it's magic, but it never ran out of projectiles, as far as I know.

I don't care about that sort of thing!

[imnotamommasboy]

...wait. Rocket launchers can be up to five feet in length. In addition, the trigger is placed in near the back, which would increase the difficulty of shooting yourself with a rocket launcher.

Well, is it a physical or a mental change? Both? What if your mind is "alive" in a dead, rotting body?

[x_xwhyme]

I DON'T KNOW! THESE ARE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS!

...But, well, Lambo is five and doesn't have any trouble shooting himself with it.