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I really wanna describe my magical experience of a First Thanksgiving, talk about the kittens and how crazycool they both are, tell you all what I've been up to, or reply to your emails.. but I'm kinda tired right now. Rest assured that I will reply, explain, expand, and otherwise satisfy your unending curiosity, just as soon as I finish working on my clone army. <3 UNTIL THEN. Here are the best jokes in the world.
How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why," one asked.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why," one asked.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.