AHAHAHAHA. HA. HAHAHAHA.
Dan: you.
Dan: the funniest thing ever. happened to me.
Dan: on the way back to class.
Dan: i mean, from class.
Me: more like, you!
What happened?
Dan: you know the Fridge of Free Food that grab a sandwich & soda from on the way back from VB?
Me: mhm!
Dan: and the table where chips are sold, near it?
Me: mmmhm!
Dan: well, I grabbed a tuna sandwich and a dr. pepper
Dan: walk by the table, wave to the girl sitting there
Dan: a few feet from it i realize, hey. doritos would be nice.
Dan: so i turn and she's giving me this REALLY nervous stare
Dan: i'm like "?", just like that
Dan: i walk over and i'm like "hey. how much for chips?"
Dan: she's like "................... 80 cents."
Dan: i start fishing around in my pocket, put down the sandwich and drink
Dan: her: "so uh ... you're ... getting a sandwich and a soda right? those too?"
Dan: i freeze.
Dan: "......what."
Dan: her: "2.95 for the sandwich, 80 cents for the soda."
Dan: me: ".........."
Dan: "these cost money?"
Dan: her: "yeah?"
Dan: me: -DIES LAUGHING-
Dan: "YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?"
Dan: her: "no it says right here on the sheet i have."
Dan: me: "noooooo way. that's -- lemme see."
Dan: after confirming it, I give it back to her and laugh some more.
Dan: her: "what?!"
Dan: me: "you guys don't like ... keep records or anything do you?"
Dan: her: "no, we just cash this stuff out after our shifts."
Dan: me: "okay, well. i've been taking from this fridge for weeks now. i call it the Fridge of Free Food."
Dan: her: "WHAT?"
Dan: me: "no kidding, the guy that's usually here never said a word"
Dan: her: "NO WAY"
Dan: me: "yes!"
Dan: her: "YOU'RE THE TUESDAY THIEF?"
Dan: me: "YOU HAVE A NAME FOR ME?"
Dan: her: "Every tuesday night there's a sandwich and soda missing!"
Dan: me: "REALLY? I'm famous!"
Me: LOL
Dan: her: "You owe us like thirty bucks!"
Dan: me: "no way! I only took like three sandwiches and three sodas."
Dan: her: "still, that's like .. fifteen!"
Dan: me: "Yeah .. that's true. But .. you said you don't keep records."
her: "Yeah, we don't --"
me: -GRIN- "Ring me up! What was that, 2.95?"
Dan: her: "................-grumbles and fumbles with the register-"
Dan: I had to FIGHT the temptation to skip away from her
Me: lmfdlasmflamsflamsflasmf
Me: that. is. gorgeous.
Me: lolololololol!!!
Dan: lmfaolafslghasgdlkhsdg
Dan: oh my god. I'm so so happy with myself.