Don't even take a breath, the air is cut with cyanide in honor of the New Year
Happy New Year, Livejournal! 2007 was spent for me doing drugs and having sex, so this year I intend to reduce the former and amplifty the latter. My actual resolutions, though, are: to work out to become as diesel as Brad Pitt in Fight Club, to meditate to become as spiritual as the Buddha, and to read to become as enlightened as Plato.
I already have done some of this today, which is surprising, since I figured I would be too hungover to even wake up, but I am perfectly well.
What are your resolutions, Livejournal?
I already have done some of this today, which is surprising, since I figured I would be too hungover to even wake up, but I am perfectly well.
What are your resolutions, Livejournal?