I almost ate a CD!

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I brought some things in the kitchen to throw away. Later I decided I wanted something to eat but was too lazy to cook so I stuck some chicken fried rice in the 'wave so I could do so. When I sat down to eat I discovered one of the things, a mcafee viruscan disc, had fallen on the same plate I cooked the rice on and while not looking, I'd stuck it in the microwave and cooked it on top of the food (which was covered). It looked like melted silver cheese. I wondered what it tasted like but I didn't like how it smelled naturally so I threw it away in disgust.

I'm really lucky I don't drive or operate heavy machinery like I cook. God I am an idiot.