dino!dbsk; crackfic

[x_voracity]

He Left Behind An Extra Small Fossil
gen-dbsk, jaejoong-centric; 1,158 words
A/N: This is DBSK written as young dinosaurs. I guarantee neither actual laughs nor historical/biological accuracy (T___T). Vocab words that really aren't that important: T-rex, Minmi, Stegosaurus, Apatosaurus, Triceratops.

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[pabogateunfish]

lmao what is this ;;;;

JAEREX YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND! I WOULD EVEN LET YOU EAT ME FOR LUNCH! /IS DESPERATE

everyone's so adorable! i laughed out loud at stegosaurus!Su being stuck in the mud while trying to get away. and Triceratops!Yunho 'coz i can imagine him being all beefy and huffy at the faily Jae!rex. and Yoochun being the curious lil one. and Min being all sarcastic because he's the tallest dino. oh lawd hahaha.

"Yoochun? Hi, I'm Jaejoong. I'm a T-rex," Jaejoong introduces himself, tapping his claws together shyly. He looks over, hoping the others will introduce themselves as well. But instead, they're just peering over curiously from behind the Triceratops. He figures he has to make the effort. "And you guys are?"

"Not your lunch," the Stegosaurus shouts from behind the Triceratops. He's apparently rediscovered his bravery after surviving that mud hole.

"I don't eat dinosaurs," Jaejoong whimpers. "I think plants are delicious. And nutritious."

"How do you even reach the plants?" the Apatosaurus starts questioning him, straightening up his neck as if to look taller and more threatening. "Look at those short little arms." - DIED LAUGHING. I'M NOW AS EXTINCT AS THE DINOS. ;;;

♥

[x_voracity]

Tis the very beginnings of dbsk, child.

DIES. You are such a generous friend :)

Triceratops!Ho is ridiculous because he pretends he headbutts but he really just loves to nuzzle.

tehe, i'm glad you liked it :D ♥!