In which yoochun cries himself || part ii || crackfic
In which yoochun cries himself || part ii
crack || genfic || 814 words.
In the spot where he swore a puddle of valuable eBay-sell-able Yoochun tears were, there was... Yoochun? Only the real (or original, or whatever) Yoochun was still on the couch, squished between Jaejoong and Junsu, whimpering his tears away.
Junsu was the first to speak up. "What... is THAT?"
Changmin answered with the only thing he could think of. "I think Yoochun cried himself."
Yoochun's whimpering paused, leaning forward and peering over the edge of the couch to see what Changmin was talking about ("If this is about those lyrics again--"). His eyes widened when he saw another him on the floor, watching closely at it sat up and looked around. He felt like he should say something to himself. Because if it were him (well, it is him, but he means like if it was actually him), he'd be scared and confused right now. But then again he had never been made of his own tears, so really, Yoochun didn't know. "Uhm, hi--"
Any attempt at conversation with himself was stopped when the other Yoochun yelped after Junsu poked it. Junsu seemed very pleased with himself, having another Yoochun to push around (at least for now), and decided to continue the abuse, only drawing more yelps from the new Yoochun (Yoochun wass thinking of calling him tear-Yoochun).
"Junsu, stop it!" Yoochun whined, reaching for Junsu's wrist in an attempt to stop the cackling man.
"Yoochun! He's like, real!"
Changmin frowned. He didn't think they would need another eating, breathing, sleeping Yoochun. And the cuddlyness, oh the cuddlyness. While Changmin was trying to think of a plan of action without getting attached to Yoochun #2 (Changmin thinks that numbering is more organized than tear-Yoochun), Yunho promptly walked over, pulling the new Yoochun up, and hugged him.
"Guyssssss! He needs a home!"
"He needs a smaller forehead!"
"Junsu! It's too soon." (But that's not to say Jaejoong wasn't laughing at the comment.)
"He needs a name." Changmin stated calmly.
"Bambi!"
Yunho's initial excitement died down when 5 pairs of eyes looked his way, his raised hand falling slowly. "Or not."
Changmin sighed, "I think we should call him Yoochun number 2."
Finally new-Yoochun spoke up. "Hey! Why do I have to be #2?" He pointed at Yoochun (#1, Changmin says in his head), "Make him number 2!"
"No! He's already number 1 in my head."
"But I don't want to be number 2!" Apparently new-Yoochun liked pouting as much as original-Yoochun. "Make me number 0!"
"Let's call him Boochun!" Yoochun decided to speak up before his number could be taken away. In true ultimate-teamwork style, the five members all made eye contact and nodded. "Yay!" Yoochun clapped, pleased with himself.
"Boochun? Not fair."
Junsu wasted no time, already warming up to Boochun. He poked rather harshly on Boochun's forehead, "Too bad, Boooooooochun."
"Hey, hey! This is like our baby!" Yunho quickly pushed through the circle the made, hugging Boochun and patting his head. Boochun looked confused and glanced around, asking with his eyes What's with him?.
Jaejoong twirled his finger in a circular motion, pointing at his head, mouthing, He's crazy while Changmin chuckled, pointing at the DVD cover that rested on top of the television, Bambi.
//
In true Yoochun fashion, Yoochun made Boochun stay up most of the night with him, teaching him about the dangers and skills he needed in this household.
("Junsu is the root of all evil, beware of him. Especially when he's being nice. Changmin - he will wake us up for late night snacks, but watch your own share. He's very sneaky. Okay and Jaejoong --"
"The one with the big head?"
"-- what? Oh yes. Beware of anything orange, green, or red that he cooks. Burns. And Yunho. Uhm..."
"Beware of his bear hugs?"
"Yes! He's the harmless one. Just get in the shower before him. He takes forever.")
//
"Yoochun! Yoochunnnn!" Yoochun tried to swat Yunho away, pulling his blanket over his head and trying to fall back asleep.
"Yoochun! Please!"
Yoochun groaned, but lowered his covers with a huff, since Yunho seemed extra squirmish and worried today. "What?" He mumbled, rubbing his eyes.
"It's Boochun!"
"What happened?"
"He- he disappeared!"
Yoochun sat up. "What happened!?"
"He was racing me to the shower, and then, then!"
Yoochun got up, quickly making his way to the bathroom. When he got there, all he saw and heard was the running of the shower. Yunho was close behind him.
"He just disappeared! I'm terrible! I didn't mean to! I would never-"
Yoochun sniffed, "Yunho, it's okay." He tried to speak through his words, "We didn't know how long he would stay anyway."
Changmin walked in on the crying Yunho and Yoochun, about to say something about water conservation and manliness when he noticed another puddle behind Yunho. "Guys."
The two other men looked where Changmin was pointing and both yelled, "Boochun!"
"That was weird! I don't think I can get wet."
"Of course!" Changmin snapped his fingers, "Diluting his tears."
Junsu peaked into the bathroom, giggling, "So... Boochun disappears when wet?"
Three of the four men in the bathroom respond with a quick, "Don't even think about it!"
Changmin shook his head, already seeing the chaos that was guaranteed to occur. "This should be okay as long as Yoochun doesn't cry under his skin."
next: the things that were promised that weren't in here 8Dv
crack || genfic || 814 words.
In the spot where he swore a puddle of valuable eBay-sell-able Yoochun tears were, there was... Yoochun? Only the real (or original, or whatever) Yoochun was still on the couch, squished between Jaejoong and Junsu, whimpering his tears away.
Junsu was the first to speak up. "What... is THAT?"
Changmin answered with the only thing he could think of. "I think Yoochun cried himself."
Yoochun's whimpering paused, leaning forward and peering over the edge of the couch to see what Changmin was talking about ("If this is about those lyrics again--"). His eyes widened when he saw another him on the floor, watching closely at it sat up and looked around. He felt like he should say something to himself. Because if it were him (well, it is him, but he means like if it was actually him), he'd be scared and confused right now. But then again he had never been made of his own tears, so really, Yoochun didn't know. "Uhm, hi--"
Any attempt at conversation with himself was stopped when the other Yoochun yelped after Junsu poked it. Junsu seemed very pleased with himself, having another Yoochun to push around (at least for now), and decided to continue the abuse, only drawing more yelps from the new Yoochun (Yoochun wass thinking of calling him tear-Yoochun).
"Junsu, stop it!" Yoochun whined, reaching for Junsu's wrist in an attempt to stop the cackling man.
"Yoochun! He's like, real!"
Changmin frowned. He didn't think they would need another eating, breathing, sleeping Yoochun. And the cuddlyness, oh the cuddlyness. While Changmin was trying to think of a plan of action without getting attached to Yoochun #2 (Changmin thinks that numbering is more organized than tear-Yoochun), Yunho promptly walked over, pulling the new Yoochun up, and hugged him.
"Guyssssss! He needs a home!"
"He needs a smaller forehead!"
"Junsu! It's too soon." (But that's not to say Jaejoong wasn't laughing at the comment.)
"He needs a name." Changmin stated calmly.
"Bambi!"
Yunho's initial excitement died down when 5 pairs of eyes looked his way, his raised hand falling slowly. "Or not."
Changmin sighed, "I think we should call him Yoochun number 2."
Finally new-Yoochun spoke up. "Hey! Why do I have to be #2?" He pointed at Yoochun (#1, Changmin says in his head), "Make him number 2!"
"No! He's already number 1 in my head."
"But I don't want to be number 2!" Apparently new-Yoochun liked pouting as much as original-Yoochun. "Make me number 0!"
"Let's call him Boochun!" Yoochun decided to speak up before his number could be taken away. In true ultimate-teamwork style, the five members all made eye contact and nodded. "Yay!" Yoochun clapped, pleased with himself.
"Boochun? Not fair."
Junsu wasted no time, already warming up to Boochun. He poked rather harshly on Boochun's forehead, "Too bad, Boooooooochun."
"Hey, hey! This is like our baby!" Yunho quickly pushed through the circle the made, hugging Boochun and patting his head. Boochun looked confused and glanced around, asking with his eyes What's with him?.
Jaejoong twirled his finger in a circular motion, pointing at his head, mouthing, He's crazy while Changmin chuckled, pointing at the DVD cover that rested on top of the television, Bambi.
//
In true Yoochun fashion, Yoochun made Boochun stay up most of the night with him, teaching him about the dangers and skills he needed in this household.
("Junsu is the root of all evil, beware of him. Especially when he's being nice. Changmin - he will wake us up for late night snacks, but watch your own share. He's very sneaky. Okay and Jaejoong --"
"The one with the big head?"
"-- what? Oh yes. Beware of anything orange, green, or red that he cooks. Burns. And Yunho. Uhm..."
"Beware of his bear hugs?"
"Yes! He's the harmless one. Just get in the shower before him. He takes forever.")
//
"Yoochun! Yoochunnnn!" Yoochun tried to swat Yunho away, pulling his blanket over his head and trying to fall back asleep.
"Yoochun! Please!"
Yoochun groaned, but lowered his covers with a huff, since Yunho seemed extra squirmish and worried today. "What?" He mumbled, rubbing his eyes.
"It's Boochun!"
"What happened?"
"He- he disappeared!"
Yoochun sat up. "What happened!?"
"He was racing me to the shower, and then, then!"
Yoochun got up, quickly making his way to the bathroom. When he got there, all he saw and heard was the running of the shower. Yunho was close behind him.
"He just disappeared! I'm terrible! I didn't mean to! I would never-"
Yoochun sniffed, "Yunho, it's okay." He tried to speak through his words, "We didn't know how long he would stay anyway."
Changmin walked in on the crying Yunho and Yoochun, about to say something about water conservation and manliness when he noticed another puddle behind Yunho. "Guys."
The two other men looked where Changmin was pointing and both yelled, "Boochun!"
"That was weird! I don't think I can get wet."
"Of course!" Changmin snapped his fingers, "Diluting his tears."
Junsu peaked into the bathroom, giggling, "So... Boochun disappears when wet?"
Three of the four men in the bathroom respond with a quick, "Don't even think about it!"
Changmin shook his head, already seeing the chaos that was guaranteed to occur. "This should be okay as long as Yoochun doesn't cry under his skin."
next: the things that were promised that weren't in here 8Dv